You win your countries next election. What do you do?

Do exactly what Xi Jinping did and make myself ruler for life.
Eradicate migration from 3rd world countries and cut their aid completely.
Leave the UN and defund them.
Declare war on the UK. It is a terroristic power.
 
So, essentially the premise is that somehow I was pretty much written in as a candidate for President and won pretty much in a landslide victory even though people didn't really have a good reason to put me over the top. Also, the media isn't on my side (which they wouldn't be given my politics). Well, my first and foremost problem with this premise for me is that I wouldn't be constitutionally of age, so I'd have to decline regardless, but in case I was of age , then

1) I would call for a general constitutional convention and I might even be so bold as to say that we need a whole new constitution just so that the powers of the Federal government are spelled out more, so that the 2nd constitution would in effect hopefully wipe the slate clean in terms of all the BS judicial precedents set never mind what I like to call all the nonsense "fine print" that's been added to the constitution thanks to the anti-constitutional "living breathing" interpretation of it that the Left invented, and for a number of other myriad reasons. Granted I'm 100% there would be no chance this would actually go through, but at the very least I think I should be honest to the public at large that substantial changes are needed at the very top for generations to come.

2) Failing to get a whole new constitution, I would propose at the minimum a number of amendments which would include the following :

A) Like Harvey Danger mentioned, I'd also push for an amendment akin to term limits though not as stringent. For me the main thing for me is that people don't pretty much sit in office continually, but they could probably get re-elected after waiting at least one term for the same office.

B) An amendment regarding the Supreme Court which would include at the very least stipulating the maximum number of Justices there can be (so that no one can dare pack the court) along with setting certain minimum requirements to Justices of the Supreme Court (i.e. how long they've been a citizen of this country, their age, and perhaps a further stipulation that they must have at one point served a term as a legislator or judge at the state or federal level before being nominated) among other things.

C) An amendment which repeals the 27th amendment.

D) An amendment which sets a limit to the federal government ability to tax (so that in effect, the federal government cannot theoretically hog up all tax revenue onto itself)

E) An amendment that would try to reign in on filibusters (that is at least how long they can last, how they can be initiated if they can be initiated, how they can be ended, etc.)

F) An amendment which requires members of Congress to publicly read any bill they want to send to the President to be signed in as law so that these scumbags have to suffer sitting on their asses for hours listening to any monstrosity they want to slap down on us. This way also they can't make the excuse that they didn't know what was in the bill. Bullshit. If you were there to vote for the bill, you were there when it was read aloud. Otherwise screw you. If you don't like that propose shorter laws.

G) An amendment which would propose that a week be set in the month of November (unless Congress should perhaps by a super majority decide otherwise especially for states say that incurred some natural disaster at around the time of elections) for voting for federal elections so that the returns take place within the same time frame across the country.

H) An amendment that would require there be some kind of additional qualification to being a US Senator and President besides an increase in age

I) An amendment that would explicitly state that the Federal government can't subsidize a private entity especially one which does not perform a function that the Federal government could technically could contract them to perform on their behalf (in other words no automotive, bank, etc. bailouts or farm and oil subsidies among other things).

J to ?) Other amendment ideas that I've actually written down but don't want to bore you all to death with

3) Offer to sell federal owned lands out in the West that isn't being used by the DoD (in particular all and any land held by the Department of the Interior)

4) Clamp down hard on federal expenditure toward education, foreign aid in general (especially to Israel), the F-35 project/production along with any number of ridiculously expensive Pentagon pet projects, etc.

5) Try to eliminate HUD, the Department of Agriculture and Education and/or degrade them and combine what's left to a Department of Domestic Affairs which would include elements of those departments and that of the Interior and Energy.

6 - ?) To be continued.
 
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ABOLISH THE FED.

Institute a moratorium of ten years on breeding of all species, including human.

Create incentives for sterilization, and involuntary sterilization programs for the disabled, the exceptional, and the genetically diseased.

Abolition of Islam by aggressive and hostile means - those who refuse to comply would be deported to the middle east. Institution of militant separation of church and state.

Destroy and rebuild the infrastructure of major cities in the rust belt, create relocation and training programs for the chronically unemployed.

Revamp the foster care and mental health systems completely. Close the bureau of Indian affairs completely and fulfill the legal duties proscribed in all our treaties.

Programs to voluntarily repatriate any person who wishes to return to their country of origin, followed by a course of militant nationalism.

This sounds a lot more like 'tyrant' than 'president', huh.
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Not sure about points 2, 4, or 5, but you sound like a pragmatic person who will listen to reason once in office, so you've got my vote.
 
oldTireWater dijo:
Not sure about points 2, 4, or 5, but you sound like a pragmatic person who will listen to reason once in office, so you've got my vote.
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Oh fuck, you are now Grand High Processor. Let's run this train into the biggest, most beautiful wall the world has ever seen.
 
Stop companies from trying to take over the internet.
Stop monopolies from trying to take over the world.
Improve healthcare.
Improve adoption/foster care programs.
Do more to help the lower class.
Destroy EA if possible.
Unfuck journalism.
Unfuck EPA, FBI and CIA and make something better.
Tell the UN to fuck off.
Tell the Pope to stop kissing muslim feet and hunt down suspicious pedo priests and jihadists instead.
Accomplish Robert Broussard's crazy dream by starting hippo and rhino farms to boost their numbers and produce new goods.
Do something similar with other endangered animals.
Legalize hostile prejudice against lawyers.
Take over South Africa before China gets it.
Take over the world.
Make a completely tyrannical law forcing people to spend 1 hour a day reading books and classical literature of their choice, but they have to be from prior to 2010 because I hate Ready Player One.
Burn everything related to Ready Player One.
Find someway to make Florida crazier.
Do something about the Middle East but I have no idea what.
Make Australia crazier.
Have Daydream Believer by the Monkees play right after National Anthems.
Nuke Canada.
 
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1. Throw a party worthy of the description "Presidential". Everyone's invited, open bar, games tourney inside, live music, headbanging president. It would go down in history.
2. Next day, I would be out there cleaning up the mess. Sends a good message.
3. See if I could call into The Dick Show and Nick Rekieta's show. Full video, in the oval office.
4. Repeal the protections afforded to Youtube and Twitter and Google and the like. No more acting like a publisher yet being exempt from the regulations.
5. Corporations are no longer people.
6. Draft strict penalties for false accusations of rape, assault, or what have you made with the intent to destroy someones life.
7. Buy Warhammer 40K figures. I have a paycheck to spend.
8. It is now legal to distill your own liquor. Selling is a different matter, we don't want people drinking methanol they didn't make.
9. 1st Amendment absolutism. Any speech is speech, even 'hate speech', and shall be protected as such. CP and such is excluded, possession and all is still very criminal.
10. Any and all abortion laws will have a 'paper' equivalent. If a father doesn't want a child in a pro abortion state, he can easily sign away his parenthood to that child.
11. 2nd Amendment absolutism. Until the Amendment itself is changed, all gun laws must bow to it.
Here's where things get really weird.
12. In order to understand the ramifications of the sentence, all executions must be done by either a bullet in the forehead, a sword, or an axe. They must be carried out by the judge who sentenced them to death.
13. To reduce the risk of mass shootings, colleges and schools and the like are no longer 'gun free zones'. Any adult who has a gun can carry it to any public place they desire. Any violent gunner would be shot dead very quick.
14. No 'duty to retreat' bullshit.
15. If you aren't old enough to drink or smoke, you can't join the military. It's up to the state to decide what age that would be.
16. Everyone is equal. Therefore, government programs that deal in promoting one race or color or creed or anything one may be will be under revision.
17. Legalize all drugs, tied into the drinking and smoking age thing from earlier. It up to the individual person to fuck up their own lives. Anyone in prison for drug related offences will be let go.
18. A video recorded, mutually agreed upon fistfight is now 100% legal.
19. Gun safety will be taught in schools.
20. I will hold bi-weekly panels where anyone can call in and raise questions, concerns, and propositions directly to me. Not just 'thought leaders' or journalists, anyone.
21. After the election, I will be dressed as I usually am in my day to day life. The president will be seen in concert t shirts and baseball caps most days. Barring formal events, of course.
22. I will install a magnificent gym in the White House. An iron palace of godly quality.
23. Any and all veterans who wish can attend my monthly party that I will hold in a different state every month. great food and drink for all.
24. My dog will be allowed to eat at the table, will come with me most places I go, and will be treated like a king. He is a fine lad, and shall be treated as such.
25. I will tell people to go fuck themselves. I will make fun of them until they cry. No one is above or below being called names by Mr. President.
That's all I can think of for now.
 
Have a final Brexit public referendum between the current deal and no deal with no Remain option, allow the EU first to offer any changes if they want to try and persuade voters to vote for the deal option.

Force any ships expected of carrying illegal economic migrants to turn around as soon as they enter British waters, let whatever far left group carry them back to a non British country if they decide to sink their own ship.

Treat the criminals suspected of organising people trafficking like this as terrorists.

Try to make the BBC more sustainable while getting rid of the TV licence, maybe make it part of the budget with them being forced to justify themselves each election.

Legalise and tax cannabis with a limit on THC, turn a blind eye to people growing stronger strains for personal use.

Legalise psychedelics for licensed therapeutic use.
 
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I'll turn the country communist, steal a fortune which I will deposit on my Swiss account and when the populace starts eating its own dead I will skedaddle to the Philippines for my retirement.
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I'd like to volunteer to assist with asset mobilization.

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  1. Immediately start legislation to create 1-term limits on every elected office, including mine.
  2. Start prosecutions against executives at Mastercard, Paypal, etc for injecting politics into payment processors. Change any laws that might prevent this. Make clear threats to banks that they're next.
  3. Create regulations that any metropolitan population area can not import its water from more than 15 miles away. Call them "sustainability laws", let the climate change fanatics feel smug and take credit for that one.
  4. Find the biggest, baddest, man-portable weapon our military has in its vaults. Pose for my official Presidential portrait dual-wielding it.
I figure everything else will work itself out once those are taken care of.
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Kennedy got 1 bullet for shit less controversial, so good luck and godspeed.
 
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I'd like to volunteer to assist with asset mobilization.
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I have next Friday off, I'll set up a luncheon. Bring me your CV and list any potential launderers you know and your favored municipality you'd like to purchase with your cut, and also any possible food allergies. Wouldn't want to choke on a stray nut while pilfering the vaults of a major government, that just looks embarrassing for everyone.
 
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I have next Friday off, I'll set up a luncheon. Bring me your CV and list any potential launderers you know and your favored municipality you'd like to purchase with your cut, and also any possible food allergies. Wouldn't want to choke on a stray nut while pilfering the vaults of a major government, that just looks embarrassing for everyone.
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I'd like to erase most of suburban California, but I'm thinking about retirement somewhere in rural Washington State, although North Dakota ha better gun laws, honestly. Good beer is great,but it may not make up for the red tape involved in some personal entertainment purchases if you catch my drift?
 
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I have next Friday off, I'll set up a luncheon. Bring me your CV and list any potential launderers you know and your favored municipality you'd like to purchase with your cut, and also any possible food allergies. Wouldn't want to choke on a stray nut while pilfering the vaults of a major government, that just looks embarrassing for everyone.
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If it's OK with you, I'm going to wait until after you've purged your initial inner circle before I jump on this opportunity.
 
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