You own a circus.

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What's your main attraction?

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Nick Rekieta in a cage.

"Come on down one and all, boys and girls, he him or they! Come witness the amazing GRIFTING LAWYER! For a mere $50 (US only please) he will come up with a heartfelt toast to honor you, your loved ones, your pets, your deceased pets, your deceased loved ones, your loved one's deceased pets, or your weight loss journey! Witness the (((nose))) that can't be beat! He grifts with lightning speed! Just don't ask him about his wife in the bedroom. No, seriously, we had to leave the last county because of this.

For a mere $5 (US only please) make him take a shot of cheap whiskey! Ask him questions about anime or Warhammer! Solicit life advice! Need legal council? Submit a donation of $25 for a recommendation to ask someone else! Come on down people and bring the kids!"
 
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