You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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Was walking back from the disabled toilet in my building earlier after taking a nuclear bomb of a post-gym turd (kill yourself spastics lol,) when some overweight poo-skinned retard barrelled through the door on the other side of the hallway. I was about ~6 feet away at the time.

Why did this grind my gears? She opened the door, came through, and walked more or less into me without looking where she was going - even for a second. I had to physically sidestep before she went right into me, and being a fat fuck, it wouldn't have been a pleasant experience.

After sidestepping out of this sand-nigger's away, she didn't even acknowledge her retardation.

TND.
 
Something I just thought of: when everything around you goes bad, you try to let it go, then ONE insignificant thing happens that makes you go: okay, I'm done. Sometimes it IS the little things that get you more than the big stuff. That goes both ways.
 
Flying anywhere. I know it's a well-bitched about topic but this is more about the retards I have seen halfway through my trip:
- White NIggers with their "emotional support" shitbull
- White women with their stupid precious yappy dogs. they're putting the gays to shame with their small dog antics.
- LaShawniqua at TSA who was on her break
- Some munchie with rainbow hair, Chernobyl level respirator, a fucking laminated 8x11 sheet zip tied to her wheelchair, her "support" dog that is clearly not trained to even sit still for like 5 minutes, her latex gloves she was wearing and she laid down out of her chair with ease and took up four seats. naturally, she was waiting for her flight to Portland. I hope her plane crashed and she was
the only victim
- a million great grandma jeetas being pushed in wheelchair down the concourse by some somalis. great system, america. jesus.
-urban democrats who don't understand or care that nobody needs to hear your facetime conversation with jamal or shantelle
- these 5 retard airport employees who couldn't figure out how to put a two-seat bench on to one of those wooden dolly things to move it elsewhere. Special credit to the 4 foot 5 chinawoman with her pink hard hat, bc we could 't tell you're a woman, and her inability to think. aren't they supposed to smart?
-every jeet or jeeta in general
-me, for getting this mad about things that don't matter in the grand scheme of things.
-gender free bathrooms. haram. (this excludes bathrooms for families with small kids. those are fine.)
-me, again, for not simply getting hammered in the airport lounge and joining these people in their stupidity.

i have not slept since 7am monday and i am in an extra foul mood.
 
Tingle dijo:
People who think that for whatever godforsaken reason a doorway is the perfect place to rummage through your pockets, check your phone, blow your nose. Fucking MOVE
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Let me add to this since it just happened: people who stop dead in their tracks while walking in a public space, completely ignorant to anybody else behind/around them. Extra fun when you're walking right behind them and they end up causing the human version of a three-car pileup on the highway.
 
Cane Skretteburg dijo:
I fucking hate electric leaf blowers. There was never anything wrong with gas-powered leaf blowers. The battery operated leaf blowers offer less power and a shorter run time, and it takes me twice as long to clean my gutters in the fall as a result. In fact, electric lawn care tools in general are pretty worthless.
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Completely anecdotal but back when I was living at home my family ended up using the same gas lawnmower for over a decade. Had to clean the air filter out a few times, change the oil every once in a while but the the thing still works even today. Electric weedwhacker? We ended up going through one every couple years. Charge it for an entire day and the battery would last maybe 20 minutes new. Electric leaf blower? Maybe my parents just liked cheating out but the thing was more work to get running than just sweeping shit with a broom. At least the electric snowblower we had did work, but it didn't help much since most winters the snow froze over before you could even clear it so we just had to bust out the metal shovel anyway.
 
E-Bay AI generated item descriptions, from users who are too lazy to write their own item descriptions.
 
I work in a company with a TON of people.

Someone sent out a group email to everyone saying they no longer needed their office coffee maker.

Hundreds of group emails later, someone figured out how to turn off the reply all function.
🙃
 
Allright, I have a new thing to grind my teeth on. The automatic windshield wiper of my Kia Soul, that mode does not work reliably at all. To be frank, its a dumb feature which cannot be disabled for some god awful reason, its dumb! It's like the bit from Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear about how slow the semi automatic gearbox of the Smart Roadster shifts! Give my the regular intermittent wiper mode back!
 
Not so much something that pisses me off as it just sort of confused me. A sudden influx of mental disorders. Now, that sounds really dumb and hypocritical from me, a certified loon coon, but at some point, I get introduced to a new diagnosis and I'm like "Oh is that a thing"?

Like Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria. Essentially people who react poorly to rejections to the point of "deep emotional pain". Which sounds unfun but at the same time....did it need a diagnosis?
 
People who leave their dog shit tied up in a little baggie but just leave it on the ground like a little gift wrapped surprise for you to stumble upon instead of tossing it out like a civilized fucking creature.
 
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