You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I know it’s something they can’t help, but people with really obnoxious/annoying laughs. It’s like a drill to my head hearing their braying.

A software developer coworker who sat behind me (and actually had his last day recently, thank god,) would let out this nasally, mouth breather laugh that sounded phlegmy and fucking disgusting.

I know the guy couldn't help it, but every time I heard it I'd envision stabbing him to death in glee.

Annoying noises from people in general boils my piss. Loud eating, obnoxious throat clearing or sniffing, or making no effort to remain low volume when performing related tasks (opening food items, etc.)

 

[Wormy]

Anyone who says that USA is turning "Communist".

Motherfucker, we've become zen sword masters of commodifying the most trivial shit. We've made shelling out money for absolutely nothing a financial fad. We worship flexing and spending of money. We ain't going Communist any day soon with those kind of values.

 

[troon patrol]

People who have no shame when their credit cards are declined.
A: you're wasting both our time, (and the guy behind you in the line).
B: learn to balance your finances.
C: It's 2022 Bank apps warn you of this DAYS before it actually happens.

People that say "oops I'm sorry" I don't get mad at it's the people that act like my card reader is fuct, and somehow it's my fault they are broke.

YES it's a nigger, where you expecting a ginger insurance salesman?

 

[Shidoen]

Communists and communist apologizers.

 

[Boom Boss]

What kind of asshole does their week’s shopping at a convenience store? Stopped at one yesterday to grab a pack of cigarettes and got behind some trashy fucker with his two deathfat kids buying about $80 worth of shit. The whole point of a convenience store is grabbing a couple things and getting out quickly. Go fuck off to your beloved Walmart if you need to blow all of your monthly food stamps on Twinkies.

I hate dollar store checkouts. The lines are always long, slow, and only have one or two lines open.

 

[Meat Target]

I hate dollar store checkouts. The lines are always long, slow, and only have one or two lines open.

This is why I no longer shop at Aldi. Plus, other shoppers will competely obstruct the aisles.

So yeah, I'm willing to pay at least $50 more per grocery trip, just to not let human traffic cones raise my blood pressure.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

This is why I no longer shop at Aldi. Plus, other shoppers will competely obstruct the aisles.

So yeah, I'm willing to pay at least $50 more per grocery trip, just to not let human traffic cones raise my blood pressure.

What stores are you shopping at? Because every store that sells groceries is like this now from my experience not just the cheap ones. It pisses me off.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I hate dollar store checkouts. The lines are always long, slow, and only have one or two lines open.

I was in a dollar tree and fresh off the boat African booty scratchers kept jumping back on the register to buy one more thing and one more thing, etc.
I did a exasperated sigh and some granola nut crunch soybeard started lecturing me that I was racist. They were like little kids in the store. It’s increasingly worse to just go in a store and shop because people just instantly go full retard and act like they don’t know where they are and stand in the way like stubborn animals. I live in a shittier, cheaper neighborhood now and it’s epidemic. I really hate when mean old ladies decide to stop in the doorway and pour over the receipt as if nobody wants to leave with the shit they just bought.

I did check Reddit and nextdoor later to see if the soycreature bitched about me but no luck.
Whenever possible I either have stuff delivered or choose the pickup option.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I really hate that corona made people realize that they can go to the store just before closing or just when it opens. Those are my hours, get back in your lane. There's a line to the register at 6am now! In 2019 I would stand there all alone waiting for someone to show up and take my money.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Getting called "homophobic" for pointing out that gay men do something that straight men also do, just because it happens to be something bad (like lusting after teenagers). It's homophobic to say that gay and straight are equals... okay then. God, I fucking hate people redditors and their willful retardation.

 

[Shidoen]

Getting called "homophobic" for pointing out that gay men do something that straight men also do, just because it happens to be something bad (like lusting after teenagers). It's homophobic to say that gay and straight are equals... okay then. God, I fucking hate people redditors and their willful retardation.

Talking to Redditors in any form of well-meaning intrigue pisses me off.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Talking to Redditors in any form of well-meaning intrigue pisses me off.

You're probably going to get banned from the hivemind before you even have the time to say anything and for "hate speech" no less.

Reddit was a better site when its founder was still alive.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

I just had the type of sleepless night when I fell asleep for 3 hours and spent the rest tossing and turning until the sun came up. And it didn't help that some cunt had incredibly bassy music and I had to sleep on my side with headphones on playing white noise just to stand a chance to fall asleep but it didn't work.

 

[Shidoen]

You're probably going to get banned from the hivemind before you even have the time to say anything and for "hate speech" no less.

Reddit was a better site when its founder was still alive.

I thought it was still a jack off site since s founding?

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I just had the type of sleepless night when I fell asleep for 3 hours and spent the rest tossing and turning until the sun came up. And it didn't help that some cunt had incredibly bassy music and I had to sleep on my side with headphones on playing white noise just to stand a chance to fall asleep but it didn't work.

Should've threatened to rape him. That's what I always do, and it usually works. Though, it is a risky strategy, and I almost got myself arrested a few times for doing this

 

[Ruin]

Anyone who says that USA is turning "Communist".

Motherfucker, we've become zen sword masters of commodifying the most trivial shit. We've made shelling out money for absolutely nothing a financial fad. We worship flexing and spending of money. We ain't going Communist any day soon with those kind of values.

You're misunderstanding what people mean when they say that. You're talking about purely economic aka Hegalian Marxism. What they're talking about is post modern Frankfurtian Marxism aka critical theory which is absolutely taking over elite institutions in the U.S.

 

[Shidoen]

You're misunderstanding what people mean when they say that. You're talking about purely economic aka Hegalian Marxism. What they're talking about is post modern Frankfurtian Marxism aka critical theory which is absolutely taking over elite institutions in the U.S.

Yeah if you take a trip over the wall, you’ll see that Marxism is still a big problem.

 

[Tropico 2: Port Snort]

You're misunderstanding what people mean when they say that. You're talking about purely economic aka Hegalian Marxism. What they're talking about is post modern Frankfurtian Marxism aka critical theory which is absolutely taking over elite institutions in the U.S.

Don't conflate the leftist's misdirecting for misunderstanding. That's what personally pisses me off; subversive leftists.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

You're probably going to get banned from the hivemind before you even have the time to say anything and for "hate speech" no less.

Reddit was a better site when its founder was still alive.

I wasn't actually on Reddit, I'm not quite that much of a glutton for misery and retardation. Redditors are just easy to spot and they took it very personally when I pointed out their hypocrisy and followed it up with "but whatever gives you those Reddit points, dude". They also have an absolute hiveminded, brainwashed, trained sort of behavior to immediately obey and appease jannies. It's one thing to see it in Reddit comment screencaps, but seeing it in a vidya's chat feed in real time is a different kind of disturbing. The janny didn't take a side and just said to change the subject, so make of that what you will.

Usually, that game's been full of shitlords having a good time in chat, so seeing that Redditard moment was even weirder. The shitlords there often tell janny jokes and don't suck mod dick, especially if there's a mod active in the chat. It might have something to do with it having been late on a Saturday night in the US while it was early Sunday morning in Bongland, the latter of which a lot of the playerbase resides. They'd changed the subject to trying to have an asspat party over how "diverse" they all were. "anyone else from south africa", and dumb shit like that with various irrelevant countries.

 

[Wormy]

Don't conflate the leftist's misdirecting for misunderstanding. That's what personally pisses me off; subversive leftists.

Goddam. I'm one hell of a saboteur then. Subverting America just by getting up, going to work, painting miniatures, playing an hour of vidya then going to bed with my wife.

Alister Crowley ain't got shit on me!