You Are Trapped in a Furry Hotel

[Hallucinogenic Penguin]

You are given the option to win $150 million after a one nights stay at a luxury hotel. However, you are locked in on the top floor with 1500 possessed furries on meth/pcp prowling the halls. No staff, no security. All rooms are accessible to you without a key. They will be looking ONLY for you and won’t stop till you are found.
You are only allowed to take with you what is to your right of you as you type your response.

 

[King Fructose]

I would take my fursuit laying in bed next to me. They wouldn’t be able to tell me from the others.

 

[Red Hood]

Me and a crowbar vs 1500 furries. Either there's gonna be 1500 dead furries or you'll find my raped husk in the morning.

Wish me luck, Kiwis.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Spoiler

With all of the increased attention on the Farms, I decided it would be a good idea to go through my post history and remove a couple of very minor PLs. An admin or whoever can revert this if it's absolutely intolerable.

 

[Quijibo69]

Become an hero

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

What's stopping me from stealing the fursuit of a furry and disguising myself?
The smell?

 

[zero-who]

Okay, but it doesn't mean they're going to rape me. The question just says they're going to find me.
I have marathon sex with the first furry girl/twink that I find until the sun rises. The rest of the furries should be too busy yiffing each other to bother me in the act once they find me.

 

[and 17 others]

This sounds like a good plot for the next five nights at freddies game

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Well im an adult human so i wouldent be the first target for their depraved urges.
But if they ran out of Pets & Kids i might be in deep shit O_O !?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Me and a crowbar vs 1500 furries. Either there's gonna be 1500 dead furries or you'll find my raped husk in the morning.

Wish me luck, Kiwis.

Hotline Miami 3: Battles Against Buttsex

 

[Retink]

If you find a straggler and skin their suit you can get out pretty easily. Sure, you'd be wearing a cum soaked rug around your body that looks like a mascot for a homosexual breakfast cereal, but it's better than getting anally raped.

 

[kittyfucker]

who says i need to run from them?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I'm locked in with 1500 furries?
Yeah more like 1500 faggot furries locked in there with me

 

[Hallucinogenic Penguin]

I have marathon sex with the first furry girl/

Your standards are going to have to take a deep dive off a cliff my friend.

 

[zero-who]

Your standards are going to have to take a deep dive off a cliff my friend.

You expect me to have standards when there's $150 million on the table?

 

[Hallucinogenic Penguin]

You expect me to have standards when there's $150 million on the table?

True. $150 million is worth an hour of banging a human jello mold that reeks of sweat and yeast.

 

[SandyCat]

This is a easy 150 million I'd fit right in

 

[Red Hood]

I'm locked in with 1500 furries?
Yeah more like 1500 faggot furries locked in there with me

That's the right attitude.

 

[Slit]

Rip and tear until it is done boys.
I bet they have huge furry guts.

 

[Grub]

Well boys I'm going in with a caulking gun with a tube of dap, a set of pliers, a drill, measuring tape, two razor knives a flashlight, some screwdrivers and a cup of coffee wish me luck.