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- 1 de Ago, 2022
idk man, seems out of my league.
but a squirrel can only hold 1-2 nuts in it's mouth.
but a squirrel can only hold 1-2 nuts in it's mouth.
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- 6 de Feb, 2021
2 nuts. Is that sexually suggestive?
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- 20 de Oct, 2021
Okay bet.
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- 21 de Ago, 2018
As a squirrel I will fulfill my natural compulsions and fuck up the local power grid by becoming the circuit.
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- 13 de Jul, 2020
Zero, because that's fucking gay
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- 3 de Mayo, 2015
I'm cool with that.
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- 15 de Abr, 2021
I can fit at least 2 squirrels in my mouth so if we do a conversion that works out to roughly 9 peanuts still in the shell
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- 28 de Dic, 2021
im very happy to be a squirrel and able to run around jumping form tree to tree rather than working all day. in my state of extreme bliss i could probably stuff an entire football team worth of nuts in my mouth.
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- 4 de Ene, 2020
Depends on the size and what kind of squirrel I am. Bigass squirrels can definitely hold more than mouse sized squirrels. The size of the nut also matters: I can hold more peanuts than walnuts in my hand if they're both still in their shells, same for squirrels.
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- 16 de Dic, 2019
I'm off to shake my ass at dogs.