You are a pirate.

[Pissmaster]

But what kind?

• caribbean
• somolian
• butt
• software
• just a guy sick of his bitch ass wife so he bounced and decided to just become a pirate because fuck 'em

 

[Hammerstein]

 

[Rozzy]

I sure am, I once had an anti-piracy notice from the RIAA.
Mom was really pissed as being the ISP subscriber it was sent in her name.

 

[dick brain]

I fry pranes.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I reckon I could drink a butt of wine, so I guess a butt pirate.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

• just a guy sick of his bitch ass wife so he bounced and decided to just become a pirate because fuck 'em

Heard there was some kind of island at the end of summer line thingy pregnant wife can take care of everything herself the ocean is calling

 

[Rapesputin]

Cilician

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Apropos of nothing... YARR!