🗑️ Trashfire YE24 Megathread - Kanye West (Ye) has announced his bid for the 2024 presidential election. In his infinite wisdom he has tapped Milo as his campaign manager. Nick has tagged along in order to desperately attempt to cling to relevance .

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fucking hell I don't like to doompost but knowing Nick's ego, I won't be surprised if after this whole 2024 election he will an hero himself, or I might be complety wrong and he will join the lolcow status of the likes of CWC and ralph after AF falls apart

I can see Nick being a washout and doing shit on IP2 to stay relevant.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Update: Sneako responds to Tea Clips

I think he's telling the truth, you can see glistening spots on Nick's jacket before he chucks the soda, which is either ketchup or cum.

Either way, if you're a politician you play this way differently instead of starting a food fight.

 

[LaxerBRO]

I have to ask... Do you have some kind of mental deficiency?

You don't need to be a soothsayer to know being known as a "notorious white supremacist" in a liberal hellhole is going to cause problems. Being involved in politics at all, you should expect to get shit from the public, or have something flung at you at some point, the precedent has been there quite a while.

The fact of the matter is, Nick is a manchild trying to pretend to be an adult for clout, but as instances like this show, he will never fucking grow up.

Nick Funtes in 1995.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

So is the theory that the demon who possessed Chris Chan jumped to Ralph and then Nick Fuentes and now Kanye confirmed then? It seems like the demon never left and it’s like some contagious mental disease. I feel like claiming to be Jesus Christ returned to the world of mortals is in our future. When you thought it couldn’t get crazier they find a way. We’re seeing them go through the stages of lolcow in record time.

It also answers a question I always had in mind: if somehow Chris Chan got famous and had his own show and success would he have ended up this way? I think the answer is yes when you look at Kanye.

Chris chan was always a sort of mad oracle, he was always ahead of the curve in everything he did.

Sonichu predates the age of bad webcomics. He was a brony before bronies were a thing. He trooned when this was a very niche thing. he is the ur-lolcow and he was very innovative at that. For every thing he did at the time you would be called mad if you suggested there would come a day when it would be mainstream. None of these antics were really influenced by the internet, they came out of nowhere, or out of his own mind, see.

When the merge happened and he started seeing himself as God and Jesus and all powerful and all that people who had noticed this trend started asking what would this lead to, in which manner he is giving us a glimpse of the future.

Well, this is it, gentlemen.

 

[bile demon]

I wish someone would give that schizogroid this book.



I'd love to see the docile niggercattle herd that's watching this shitshow get introduced to (((blood libel))).

 

[Chaos Theorist]

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I wish I could beat every antifa retard like yourself with a hammer in minecraft

 

[Bunny Tracks]

>Mexican
>Gay
>Incel
>Manlet
>Can't even throw a cup of Sprite

The Saviors of the White Race???

 

[SBG]

To be fair, there's no way Nick thought the fine minorities at a fast food joint in california would be smart enough to read the news.

Thinking about this and I honestly think Nick may have a distorted view on what national attention means due to things like mentions on Fox News for trying to talk to Ben Shapiro.

Hundreds of thousands of boomers may watch that and barely pay attention, whereas now Nick is laughed at by millions of people on late night shows and YouTube clips.

So I wonder if Nick realizes that he really is going to be much more recognizable now.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Why didn't they go through the drive through?!

also lol "tooning out" is so close to "trooning out" how is anything real rn

 

[Evilronald]

>Mexican
>Gay
>Incel
>Manlet
>Can't even throw a cup of Sprite

The Saviors of the White Race???

Was it his sprite? If it was that’s possibly the gayest thing about him.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I just feel bad for the fast food worker that has to clean that shit up

 

[3MMA]

If he hadn’t thrown that soda in retaliation, having that ketchup or burger or whatever thrown at him would be covered under California’s assault laws. Even throwing water on someone can be charged as assault in Ca. Now that it’s out, with witnesses that he was burgered, then threw the soda, it’s muddy, or maybe double assault, so best to leave it for both the person who started it and the idiot who finished it. Learn about jurisdictional procedures before spending much time somewhere, especially if on a schizophrenic hitler-love tour in Ca, which plays hosts to the wokest of woke idiots.

 

[Captain Manning]

Also lucky those two dudes he splashed weren't violent types cos they're twice his size.

He's also lucky LAPD wasn't there on a meal break.

There's an outside chance this might not be over. Years ago, there was a teen wearing MAGA hat at a Whataburger in San Antonio that had a drink thrown on them, and their hat stolen. They didn't nab the guy at the time, but they used the video evidence to ID him and issue an arrest warrant. Seeing as this happened in L.A., they'd probably be all too happy to go after Nick for this BS.

Fuentes assault trial arc would be neat.

 

[WonderWino]

Nick Fuentes is caught on camera throwing a drink at somebody at an In N Out, after apparently being recognized with Sneako and having a burger thrown at him.
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Has Nick been drinking or something ? what an idiot

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Hollywood in n out burger? So he pulled a walter then?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I wish I could beat every antifa retard like yourself with a hammer in minecraft

You good, brah?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

He didn't start the tardrage, it was always sperging since the world's been turning

 

[Tiger Jack]

Why didn't they go through the drive through?!

also lol "tooning out" is so close to "trooning out" how is anything real rn

I think I've figured it out. He wanted them to know he was there because he was hoping they'd give his meal the "Yelper special".

 

[zionlion1488]

The Gunt doing double work on the shafts of a black and mexican nationalist. Truly a diversity loving dude!



Sounds like they are saying if you say hostile shit about people you are going to get a hostile reaction.

You think words are violence...so you're an SJW, got it. Try telling the police that a guy called you a mean name before you threw a burger at his face, see how that plays out, especially if the guy is black.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How this spicler come out looking worse than George Bush vs Shoe? That’s some faggotry.

 

[zionlion1488]

Anyone posting this "Fuck around and find out" bullshit is also cosigning niggers assaulting people for calling them niggers. Honestly what a dumb fucking take some of you people have.