🗑️ Trashfire YE24 Megathread - Kanye West (Ye) has announced his bid for the 2024 presidential election. In his infinite wisdom he has tapped Milo as his campaign manager. Nick has tagged along in order to desperately attempt to cling to relevance .

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timewave0 dijo:
the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
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the thread of prophecy is hilarious. Continue this saved game to lavish in the weave of comedy, or cope in the zany world you have created.
 
Metokur chimes in:
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Second day in a row I've woken up thinking everything I read the night before was a fever dream. I laid in bed just laughing for a good five minutes. I swear I can hear circus music in the distance.
 
Came here from the featured link. Straight up took 4 or 5 pgs to realize Nick Fuentes was not Nikado Avacado or whoever the large c-pap cheetoh eater dude is. I am set straight on who is who now. Mild disappointment. Still straight up absurd. Wtf is going on.
 
Ponzo dijo:
Trump needs to check his priorities. He can talk and joke all he wants at his rallys but at the end of the day, while he jokes and plays golf, many people that went to D.C because of him are still locked up in washington and some even committed suicide. I see none of these people work behind the scenes to get them freed, it feels like Trump cucked to the establishment GOP to prevent them from going along with an impeachment.
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Wait, are you just now figuring out Trump is a retarded boomer running a grift? Lmao. His foray into politics is just another scam, like Trump University. The only person he cares about is number 1.
 
The Dems already noticed that aocking, defund the police, joyful embracing the long-term vision of the leader loses votes

The Reps are still locked into Drumpfia and My Conspiracies and they eat babies

Most of America is actually the silent majority, the first who gets rid of radical idiocy wins, whether they turn out to be conservative democrats or modern republicans.

the klingon lady was using her own e-mail server, drumpfia was taking documents home

Drumpfia said they stole her election, well good, but then they did it under her watch. She had 4 years of hissy fits and the command of the federal government and yet couldn't control election fraud?

Drumpfia is dragging down the Reps.

In the meanwhile, the reputation of the US an ally is in shreds - anti-Syrian forces, Afghanistan, all left alone after having been allies.

The masses forget that the Dems and Reps have other roots - George Wallace was a Democrat.

Nixon, the Republican, got friends with China, started the EPA, implemented desegregation, approved the first affirmative action plan and supported the equal rights amendment.

People do not want ze latinx femboy but they also don't want "me I believe Putayna because he told me also I built a wall and a starship fleet and I am a sore loser I pout and everything is fake".

The sensible will win and those are neither Drumpfia, the gay greek or that other one. Imho this de Santis is young (Drumpfia is almost 80) and clever and better suited to get the non-radical vote from both sides.
 
If I may humbly suggest to this newly formed alliance of right-wing superstars, I have a man that will make your campaign make the 2016 shitshow look like a cheap parlor trick, a man who has braved the worst that the slimiest media the planet has to offer and has emerged stronger for it, a man, nay, a legend who possesses such titanic intellect he is able to form and execute multi-decade long plans flawlessly, whose ability to navigate treacherous politics and emerge clean rivals gods of eld such as Loki, a man with a capacity for discourse so titanic, so enormous, he can weave tapestries of contradictions, distant as white and niggers, into devastating attacks.

This man will win you the election, this man will make you become God-Kings of America.
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Possible things to look forward to:

1) Kino Casino clips discussing Fuentes hitting rushed national media segments as well as interviews with two retarded Canadians on the state of American Politics.

2) RPG attempting to leverage himself into becoming a political analyst.

3) TMZ, CNN, Oprah all kicking down Jadens door for interviews regarding his ex.

4) Beardson Beardly getting a girlfriend, if only for optics. He most represents Nicks main audience and they need to convince everyone there is a Bright Future Ahead.

5) The Metokur Debate being discovered, aired, and everyone asking about why Nick Fuentes is discussing a sex tape where a man supposedly eats poop.

6) Catboi Kami cashing in with that sex tape. Gonna make that bitch famous: Kim style.

7) The left discovering Melissa Fuentes and attempting to co-op her.

8) Nick having to distance himself from certain fat, unoptical members he’s already stated behind the scenes he wants to get rid of.

9) Baked Alaska attempting to get Kanye to buy Pit Vipers.

10) The announced merger of Parler and Cozy. Integrated chat and payments built into the streaming site with a social component. Welcome to the Yecosphere.

11) The acknowledgment of Kiwi Farms by the mainstream and normies. Matthew Prince on suicide watch.

12) Destiny rebuilding his bridge with Nick and stepping aside when the groypers mog MrGirl, the Jewish pedophile.

13) Louis fucking Theroux

14) Ralphamania

15) Kanye caught admitting he’s doing all this so Kim will get back with him.
 
LiquidKid dijo:
Did everyone just magically forget that Milo proved to the world that he was an idiot who never wrote a single thing in his life and only had success because people like Steve Banon and the Mercers were proping him up?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a “career” collapse nearly as fast as Milo’s did. Dude was around from 2014-2017 then bam, instantly irrelevant
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Didn't Milo recently get invited to be on cozy too? Random. Then his internship? There's also been a spate of weak crossovers in the past year which seemed like they were attempts for these people to get relevant again. See: Roosh V and Milo streams, Milo's no-gay clinic, or other drama-fests like Lauren Southern's "tell all" documentary or whatever that shit was. The consensus seemed to be these were the last dying gasps of losers.

Now this tho. Who introduced Nick, Milo, and Ye? How did Milo ever even get hooked up with the Mercers and Bannon?

Edit: was there anything to Owen Benjamin's claims to have been called by Ye a few weeks ago? Legit, who's introducing these people to each other?
 
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