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Sorry for the double post. CH post is fixed, as a token of appreciation, enjoy it locally archived here as well

 
Finally I can experience the exaggerated swagger of a black samurai in a historically accurate depiction. Thanks HistoryAccurateDevelopers!
 
LMFAO. Devs need to make the lips and nose bigger.

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MrTroll dijo:
Cars and machine guns in feudal Japan? Highly dubious. Is there a legitimate historical source for this?
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Why are you so hung up on historical accuracy? Does it really hurt anyone to see a machine gun from the wrong century or a car in feudal Japan? Maybe you just can't handle a bit of creativity. Why do you care so much about keeping everything 'correct'? Sounds like you're just looking for something to complain about.

/sneed
 
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my favorite part about yasuke is that no one will deny that he existed, but everyone is afraid to admit he was a slave. white men weren't in the business of handing out freed negroes as diplomatic gifts in the 1500s, just saying.
 
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Elite Kipchak dijo:
my favorite part about yasuke is that no one will deny that he existed, but everyone is afraid to admit he was a slave. white men weren't in the business of handing out free negroes as diplomatic gifts in the 1500s, just saying.
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Literally the only official description of Yasuke that exists is "dark of skin."

The Japanese are pretty light completioned so to them dark skinned could be anything from East Indian to Mediterranean, to Arab, to Italian.
 
There also a severe lack of Nissan Altimas in the game. Unless it's a SUPER SECRET unlock!

0/10, until otherwise proven wrong.
 
MrTroll dijo:
Cars and machine guns in feudal Japan? Highly dubious. Is there a legitimate historical source for this?
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Despite what your waitu piggu education may have lead you to believe, cars and machine guns were invented by Africans in 420BC, and brought over to feudal Japan as part of the flourishing samurai trade.

All evidence of this was destroyed by the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which is also when Yasuka was ret-conned to be Nobunaga's court jester instead of his proudest warrior.
Adolf Hulkler dijo:
OREGAISHIRU NAKADASHI!
I AM GOERGERY FROYDY!
Ver archivo adjunto 6997478
BIXERU NOODERU!
ARIGATO FOR THE FRAT SCREEN TEREVISION!
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[wraps jungle vine around neck]
AH KANNOTU BUHREEDU
[fucking dies]
 
The dev of Cuckold Simulator could make an easy buck by reskinning his "Tyrone Vs The Cops" game so that you play as Yasuke and you kill Japanese civilians in Feudal Era Japan. Nothing else would have to be changed, not even Tyrone's Glock.
 
A Deer In Headlights dijo:
I know this is a stupid cash grab but the trailer alone sparked more joy in me than what AC: Shadows did in their trailer.
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I dare say it actually looks fun. Like a medium/indie studio could turn this into a workable, fun game somehow, sort of like Postal 2 or something like it. It'd need some balance stuff done to it but I kind of like the idea.
 
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