Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

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Okay. But who's buying? They already don't have shit to care about, and the interest-free loans from the Covid days are long gone.
The cop-out answer would be the other big console manufacturers and Valve, consitering the immense number of IPs and Studios under the Microsoft/Xbox umbrella, and if they made them purely exclusive to thier platforms... well they got some serious money they could make simply by having some of the most nostalgic (and maybe some big ones like CoD or Overwatch) gaming IPs they could reasonably ask for.
 
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The Steam Machine is a whole ass PC that can play any games from the last 30 years.
...and run literally any other software you want (Windows or Linux-compatible) because it's a full-fledged computer, not just a console, which is the detail every console peasant always conveniently forgets when they sperg about how PCs "can't do much." Let me know when you can run an IDE or word processor on an Xbox or PS5 (and whatever hacked-up horseshit you can dream up in the gimped built-in web browser doesn't count).
 
Days ago when the layoffs were being talked about, y'all were creaming yourselves over the thought of Queen Asha culling the woke studios but I warned against any unearned praise. "Told you so" does not feel enough.
i have a ps5 i dont give a fuck about the xbox brand lol
 
Who could've imagined, the supposed pajeeta savior turned out to be yet another Stephen Elop to do Microsoft's bidding. Truly a shocker.
"The puppet king is dead! Long live the puppet queen!" Seriously, the same guys that ruined Xbox and gave orders to Phil are the same guys that still run it now and give orders to Asha. She is hot but a pretty face does not mean salvation.

i have a ps5 i dont give a fuck about the xbox brand lol
Bravo? Have no idea how that is relevant though. Sony does the exact same shit.
 
The cop-out answer would be the other big console manufacturers and Valve, consitering the immense number of IPs and Studios under the Microsoft/Xbox umbrella, and if they made them purely exclusive to thier platforms... well they got some serious money they could make simply by having some of the most nostalgic (and maybe some big ones like CoD or Overwatch) gaming IPs they could reasonably ask for.
"other big console manufacturers"?

Only Sony could possibly afford this and there's no way they could possibly justify this level of expenditure and Valve would have no reason to buy any of these garbage IPs (and most of them are already on the Steam Store).

It's truly a product that almost no one could afford and the few that could really don't need it. There's no reason not to let Xbox destroy itself first and then just pick up the parts you want in the firesale that's going to follow.
 
"The puppet king is dead! Long live the puppet queen!" Seriously, the same guys that ruined Xbox and gave orders to Phil are the same guys that still run it now and give orders to Asha. She is hot but a pretty face does not mean salvation.
I think it’s because people who are nostalgic for the past when Xbox was good are desperately grasping at any sign that the company might actually get a win, even though they keep floundering and failing to do so because Microslop higher ups are a group of masochists who hate making money.
 
A Steam machine isn’t for the nerd with the high end PC, it’s a babbys first PC who wants something that’s simple plug and play.

To be fair, it'll still be running Steams version of Linux so it won't be that simple in reality.

The Deck requires a decent bit of tinkering with settings to get some stuff running properly and the Machine won't be any different.

The biggest example will be GTA 5. Normal people will be wondering why they can't log into GTA Online on their brand new €1000+ Steam "console".
 
Okay. But who's buying?
If this really comes to pass it's far more likely Microsoft hold a yard sale for their IPs and studios instead of bundling it all under the Xbox umbrella, because what's the point in buying the rights to Xbox when the brand is poisoned beyond repair.

It would be interesting to see who turned up for what, (imagine if Nintendo decided to buy back Rare,) but in reality probably Tencent picks up the lion's share then shuts it all down like usual.
 
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