Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[mindlessobserver]

This homie's fucking out of it holy fuck.

This is how Trump always talks. He's quite a rambler. He does seem more low energy then usual though.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Dear Leader sounds totally defeated.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Trump sounds so fucking out of it, is the disease taking it's toll on him?

People who have it cough like a heavy smoker. He's probably tired and exhausted.

 

[Noideawhattopick]

No not the Emperor Trump. He sounds sick.

 

[LazyLizard]

This is how Trump always talks. He's quite a rambler. He does seem more low energy then usual though.

not really, the dude is a great speaker, that's the whole reason he got elected. now he can't even say a full sentence without slurring or repeating himself, he is completely out of it.

 

[tuscangarder]

I declare Trump:

KING KOOFA

 

[The Unbecoming]

not really, the dude is a great speaker, that's the whole reason he got elected. now he can't even say a full sentence without slurring or repeating himself, he is completely out of it.

Dude is a notorious germaphobe, so this shit probably keeps him up at night.

 

[Shitpiss Babylord]

Think we'll get an infected tag once we get our first confirmed Kiwi case?

 

[No Ma'ams Land]

When he sticks to the script, he sounds cumbersome. He ranted just a bit about other countries in his usual tone, though.

 

[FatalTater]

I think Trump either has a head cold or allergies. Probably all full up on allergy medicine, plus has a stuffy nose, but is trying to look as healthy as possible.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

DNC better Biden's immune system is more dependable than his brain.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

National Emergency two very big words. I would say those are medium size words mister president. Also if you ever wonder why in some speeches he's low energy it's because it doesn't take his ephedrine when giving a serious speech. inb4 he doesn't do drugs, look half these mofo we elect are drug users just like the rest of us. At least he doesn't drink after his brother drank himself to death. Gacked out trump is best trump.

 

[Shield Breaker]

not really, the dude is a great speaker, that's the whole reason he got elected. now he can't even say a full sentence without slurring or repeating himself, he is completely out of it.

He's usually snappy and so the meandering isn't as noticeable.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I think EMTALA just got suspended.

Welcome to hell.

 

[2021Murder]

So when he says national emergency is it like Chinas national emergency or like the one obama declared on fatness (which ironically enough probably did more to help us prepare than this admin so far)

When should i expect the tanks to be set up all around the nation

I think EMTALA just got suspended.

Welcome to hell.

Oh fuck. I hope morticans are ready for the biggest rush of their lives. I think we'll finally see if you can burn 6 million bodies witb X amount of ovens over X amount of years

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

So this thing is the bastard child of a flu on steroids and the genophage?

 

[Iuz]

Looks like the Benadryl haze.

Trump also aught to approve Federal Disater Relief Unemployment Assistance nation wide for anyone not able to work due to Corona Chan. The infustructure is already there.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

It's time patriots Q was right the pedo satanist are about to be arrested. Never change Qtards.

 

[2021Murder]

It's time patriots Q was right the pedo satanist are about to be arrested. Never change Qtards.

This is the worst impractical jokers punishment ever

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Baboons are the best primates.

Don't baboons sometimes kidnap other species' children? I've heard of them kidnapping human children.