Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Jaimas]

Quack?

Singular?

Oh man, your heart is too pure.

There are hundreds of enterprises making this one "product" in this country.
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Sanitation bureau gets 1,500 pounds of the shit for free.
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"Dilute the enzyme to 1/400, and you get detergent.
Dilute the enzyme to 1/1000, and you get air freshener.
Dilute the enzyme to 1/10000, and you get a magic liquid that kills all viruses!"
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16 tons of this toilet wine have been sprayed in one city alone.
You shot out 16 tons, what do you get?
A fungal infection that's coming to set,
Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go,
The toilet wine has come back for mo'!

Fucking Christ, I'm reminded of the homeopath woman at the special needs school that got fired.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

So what you're saying is that it has no disinfecting power whatsoever and is actually potentially feeding it with sugar and bio-waste?

When I read that I started laughing. It almost sounded like they were making hot and sour soup over there. God damn Shit monkeys are really throwing their shit over there but in a propaganda manner. No wonder nothing is working. Lets not only feed the virus but every other fucking fungal disease known to man.
"Would you like some Grey Poop-on with your E-coli??? How about some fungal infections to an already weakened immune system."


Tea Bagging... I approve!

Viruses don't have a metabolism of their own really, so spraying people with fermented greywater won't "feed" the virus. It'll have no effect on the virus whatsoever.

Probably a good way of spreading plenty of bacterial contaminants, though.

 

[Niggaplease]

I will tell your ex, Niggaplease.

Tell him nigga please I hope you get the wu flu and die like the little bitch you are.

 

[Keystone]

New "hospital" will be open for business tomorrow.

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That looks like even less of a "hospital" than the other one. The first one, as predicted, turned out to be a leaky piece of shit that couldn't withstand the first rainfall. I wonder how this one will fail.

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WHO supports China's steps to deal with coronavirus

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WHO supports China's steps to deal with coronavirus

The World Health Organization said on Tuesday it backs China's measures to stop the spread of the novel coronavirus outbreak. The head of WHO's emergencies p...

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Boy imagine the good things that money China's giving to the WHO could do. But no, gotta buy that Prostate Massage/Reach around combo deal the WHO's offering to the highest bidder instead of helping your citizenry.

 

[Judge Holden]

Well now we finally know what they're spraying all round town.

The product is called an "Environmental Enzyme". It consists of kitchen waste to which is added brown sugar and water and then fermented. Then the product is diluted and sprayed like a mist with these bad boys.
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*kitchen waste*

Which in china is going to be a hell of a lot nastier than the worst shit we can think of in the west given...well....everything about hygene and the food infrastructure of china, and this manages to actually exceed in stupidity my suspicions that those things were spraying barely diluted bleach over absolutely fucking everything

Infact given how much those in charge of these operations like to lie and cut corners I think there is a very good chance this is literal sewage they are spraying so we should wait and see if there is a massive spike in e-coli cases in the next few weeks.

 

[Ahriman]

Virus Cuts China’s Carbon Emissions by 100 Million Metric Tons

Low demand for electricity and weak industrial output looks likely to dent emissions of the world’s biggest polluter.

www.bloomberg.com

Greta should be happy... waiting for her to come out and say "good job, Corona-chan!"

 

[Judge Holden]

Greta should be happy... waiting for her to come out and say "good job, Corona-chan!"

Nah, you have to remember that Goblins and Easterlings are natural allies

 

[Niggaplease]

would it be considered power level if I post the videos of some dude being carried out in a body bag with a hazmat clad guys just down the hall from me? Apparently some dude died a day after check out for them and the hotel staff are giving out freebies to sort of apologize for the issue. I got free mini bar for the rest of my stay.

 

[thismanlies]

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Virus Cuts China’s Carbon Emissions by 100 Million Metric Tons

Low demand for electricity and weak industrial output looks likely to dent emissions of the world’s biggest polluter.

www.bloomberg.com

Greta should be happy... waiting for her to come out and say "good job, Corona-chan!"

Eat the bugs.
Go to your wage cage.
Get coughed on.

 

[Ahriman]

would it be considered power level if I post the videos of some dude being carried out in a body bag with a hazmat clad guys just down the hall from me? Apparently some dude died a day after check out for them and the hotel staff are giving out freebies to sort of apologize for the issue. I got free mini bar for the rest of my stay.

If you don't appear anywhere on the vid, it should be fine.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

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Apple warns coronavirus will hurt iPhone supplies - BBC News

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"NOOOOOO MY IPHONE!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER 3 MONTHS OLD! I GOTTA CONSOOOOOOOOOM! GIMME PRODUCT!!!!"

Well now we finally know what they're spraying all round town.

The product is called an "Environmental Enzyme". It consists of kitchen waste to which is added brown sugar and water and then fermented. Then the product is diluted and sprayed like a mist with these bad boys.
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Spraying gutter oil to kill viruses makes CHINA ECONOMY STRONG

 

[Niggaplease]

If you don't appear anywhere on the vid, it should be fine.

Well can't share because even masked I was dicking with my camera to work.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Kitchen waste - by which I take it they mean vegetable peels and bits of bread or stuff with yeast in it, plus sugar and water, fermented = alcohol. Of a kind. This is one how they make awful, rank, crappy booze in prisons. Not sure if it'd be of that much use in disinfecting anything. Pure Vodka at 40% isn't much use, you need 70% alcohol for optimum disinfection.

For real they're just spraying pruno on buildings and streets and shit. Once that alcohol evaporates their weird little cellulose and sugar slurry is gonna be an awesome breeding ground for everything else.

Five thousand years of glorious Chinese history.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Very nice video on how fevers work from J. Campbell. He explains it so well even a tard like me can understand good stuff.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

Not counting Commie china, Corona-chan is doing her dance in lol countries: France, Germany, UK, Canada, now Sweden.

This virus was sent by fucking Kek. Strong vikings will survive, while soyboy Swedes will lose their lives to the plague.

You know what those countries all have in common? Their leaders are globalists which have promoted commerce with china at all costs and refuse to put any yold to it even now. Causal. Fucking. Link. Found.

Well now we finally know what they're spraying all round town.

The product is called an "Environmental Enzyme". It consists of kitchen waste to which is added brown sugar and water and then fermented. Then the product is diluted and sprayed like a mist with these bad boys.
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Now let me call for tranquility here and offer an alternative explanation here. This might be a miscommunication. Here's the thing:

Media meant for fermenting needs a source of organic compounds. No shit sherlock, the bacteria needs food too. Now. Even though this literally IS food (meat and veggies normally), it is kept sterilized and separate as a lab material and not to be eaten by the lab personel much less found on a kitchen. BUT, scientists sometimes use names that would indicate otherwise affectionately. In spanish I've seen people refer to it as pudding, ropavieja, revuelto, revoltijo, tortilla, vomito, pitraco and I've also seen english terms, specially broth which is even used technically. It is possible than whoever told the news this jist used that term and didn't mean its literal kitchen waste, you'd be surprised how many scientists make dumb mistakes like that. The question is why the journal didn't ask for a clarification, but, well, china. So it might be just normam fermenting media in which case it's not necessarily a bad idea but can have some side effects.

EDIT: of course before spraying you must filter it properly and have fermented for long enough the organic matter has been transformed into the product by the inoculo, so you're not spraying the broth just enzimes and other fermentation products. If they're literally spraying the streets with media meant to help proliferate organisms, alcohol/enzimes or not then even if it's NOT kitchen waste that's fucking horrifying. I dunno I'm just saying wait before clarification on this one because if done properly it could be a good idea that has been exolained really shittily. But of course this is china so I'm not saying that's the case 100%

 

[JosephStalin]

New "hospital" will be open for business tomorrow.

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WHO supports China's steps to deal with coronavirus

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WHO supports China's steps to deal with coronavirus

The World Health Organization said on Tuesday it backs China's measures to stop the spread of the novel coronavirus outbreak. The head of WHO's emergencies p...

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Once again, we are "treated" to check out another death house. Once again, all the beds are head-to-head, cheek by jowl. Wonder about the water/toilets/laundry/etc. Looks nice, not going to be worth anything more than a place where only the strongest survive. What the fuck.

And, once again, the WHO buttsnorkels China.

On a side note, the news lady is pretty hot-looking. All three with her over a depraved three-day weekend.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

Thank you Dr. Purr. Very cool!

Also, what are these people smoking?

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“A lot of ladies of the evening who have the #coronavirus are advertising tonight... Must be a fetish.”

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They're probably bots but why even have them reference the virus?

Edit: It seems like there's a bit of a conspiracy around Twitter regarding the WuFlu and some book? I apologize if this is old news.

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“HELLO WORLD🎤 🎤 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION The Bill & Melinda gates foundation had scientists do a simulation on the corona virus 3 months ago and it's estimated to cause 65million deaths worldwide. We only heard about the virus this month and it's killed over a hundred pple”

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“I think everyone should be worried on how we are prepared as a country to fight Corona virus. The government seems not to be serious about this matter. #coronaviruskenya”

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Bots automatically detect and add whatever hashtag is trending at the moment. Probably just really dumb AIs.

Quack?

Singular?

Oh man, your heart is too pure.

There are hundreds of enterprises making this one "product" in this country.
Ver archivo adjunto 1151670
Sanitation bureau gets 1,500 pounds of the shit for free.
Ver archivo adjunto 1151679
"Dilute the enzyme to 1/400, and you get detergent.
Dilute the enzyme to 1/1000, and you get air freshener.
Dilute the enzyme to 1/10000, and you get a magic liquid that kills all viruses!"
Ver archivo adjunto 1151687
16 tons of this toilet wine have been sprayed in one city alone.
You shot out 16 tons, what do you get?
A fungal infection that's coming to set,
Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go,
The toilet wine has come back for mo'!

Please. Please tell me they didn't just use homeopathic principles. Please tell me they're not trying to use THAT ancient ass pseudoscientific drivel against a very real virus. Holy fuck. Why. Why would anyone ever think diluting things make them stronger. Hey have you ever added salt to water? Salty right? Dilute it a lot. Did you use seawater to dillute it? If not. Is it saltier now than before? What's that? It's LESS salty? NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

Coronavirus reached Iran - 2 confirmed infections

Two Iranians die after testing positive for coronavirus: official

Two Iranians have died in hospital after testing positive for the new coronaviru...

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GERMANY:

11 of the 14 cases in Bavaria were able to leave isolation:

Coronavirus in Bayern: Notbetreuung ausgeweitet

Eltern können ihre Kinder künftig auch dann betreuen lassen, wenn nur ein Elternteil in den Bereichen Gesundheitsversorgung oder Pflege tätig ist. Alle Entwicklungen im Newsblog.

www.sueddeutsche.de

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Can any ex-milfags or MRE consoomers share their opinion on what the more edible MRE menus are?

 

[Niggaplease]

Bots automatically detect and add whatever hashtag is trending at the moment. Probably just really dumb AIs.



Please. Please tell me they didn't just use homeopathic principles. Please tell me they're not trying to use THAT ancient ass pseudoscientific drivel against a very real virus. Holy fuck. Why. Why would anyone ever think diluting things make them stronger. Hey have you ever added salt to water? Salty right? Dilute it a lot. Did you use seawater to dillute it? If not. Is it saltier now than before? What's that? It's LESS salty? NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

Well 2 mini bottles of vodka in its dawned on me shit I'm in Singapore what if someone died in the room before me?
Corona Chan please don't rape me.