Wuhan Coronavirus: Celebrity Infection Thread - Watching Corona-chan fuck the rich and famous.

[Shield Breaker]

Post all of the famous and infamous assholes who are partying with Corona-chan here. Three to start with.

Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson test positive for coronavirus

The actor said in an Instagram post that while in Australia, he and his wife had cold-like symptoms and were tested to be safe.

www.nbcnews.com

Actor Tom Hanks has tested positive for the novel coronavirus.

Hanks, 63, posted on Instagram on Wednesday that while in Australia, he and wife Rita Wilson came down with symptoms resembling a cold, as well as body aches and slight fevers.

“To play things right, as is needed in the world right now, we were tested for the Coronavirus, and were found to be positive,” Hanks wrote

Utah Jazz All-Star Rudy Gobert Reportedly Has Coronavirus; Arena Empties

The NBA game in Oklahoma City was called off just before tip-off, and fans were asked to leave.

m.huffpost.com

Rudy Gobert, an all-star player for the NBA’s Utah Jazz, has reportedly tested positive for coronavirus moments before a game with the Oklahoma City Thunder was set to begin.

If a Lolcow gets it feel free to let us know here, as well.

 

[Splendid]

Tom Hank's hunger for Asian pussy just couldn't be contained, and he actively began to lust for the virus to fit in better with the geriatric women of East Asia.

 

[???]

Time to pop open an infants skull like a lobsters tail and feast on the meat inside to improve your immune system.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Is there a more SHTF celebrity to catch this first than Tom Hanks?

inb4 a shitload of memes based on the Inferno movie (it's about Dan Brown using symbols to try to stop a virus. In Italy.)

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

NBA Jazz player Rudy Gobert tests positive. The same asshole who who kindly touched every reporters microphones two days ago to show how seriously he was taking CoronaChan.

 

[IrishGuy088]

NBA Jazz player Rudy Gobert tests positive. The same asshole who who kindly touched every reporters microphones two days ago to show how seriously he was taking CoronaChan.

Dude what the fucking fuck is wrong with people?

Okay some people are overreacting, sure. But this isn't even underreacting; it's playing with fire using other peoples' lives as the kindling.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

‘Riverdale’ Suspends Production Due To Coronavirus Concerns

The CW’s Riverdale has suspended production amid concerns that a person working on the show was recently in contact with someone who has tested positive for COVID-19. “The team member i…

deadline.com

Somebody on Riverdale has it so they shut down production

 

[Shield Breaker]

One of the guys at my church is an attendee for Thunder games. Hope he wasn't working tonight.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

NBA season canceled due to Corona-chan

NBA shuts down after Rudy Gobert tests positive for coronavirus

The announcement came after the Utah Jazz-Oklahoma City Thunder game was postponed. Rudy Gobert was listed as questionable because of an illness.

www.usatoday.com

 

[Red Hood]

Got my fingers crossed for Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Coldplay. Where is your Goop now?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Got my fingers crossed for Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Coldplay. Where is your Goop now?

It would be Contagion IRL. The role of a lifetime!

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Italian football player for Juventus Daniele Rugani has tested positive for COVID19. The man is in isolation at home and the club is now contacting those who were close to him.

La Juventus comunica que Daniele Rugani ha dado positivo en coronavirus... y el Inter se pone en cuarentena

La Juventus ha comunicado de manera oficial que su jugador Daniele Rugani (italiano de 25 años) ha dado positivo en los análisis de coronavirus,...

www.marca.com

 

[Sam Losco]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1237950747058282496
https://archive.vn/OoaHK

archive.is is busy. This actually went #52 in queue.

Edit - Archive just keeps bouncing back into the queue. I think their shit is broken.

 

[Next Task]

Got my fingers crossed for Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Coldplay. Where is your Goop now?

They split up years ago. It's why 'conscious uncoupling' was a meme for a bit, because that's the phrase she used.

I'm more curious as to who the first lolcow will be who claims to have it. A munchie, undoubtedly.

 

[Twinkletard]

My Top Five Celebrity Coronavirus Deadpool:

1. Tom Selleck
2. Mr. T
3. William Shatner
4. Oprah
5. Howard Stern

 

[Robert James]

If tom Hanks croaks does that mean no toy story 6?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Here's my top five

1. Lena Dunham
2. Meghan McCain
3. Reese Witherspoon
4. Jeremy Renner
5. Adam Sessler

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

People are speculating on Twitter that Donald Trump has the virus.

 

[raritycat]

Corona-Chan Deathpool:

1. Leslie Jones
2. At least one member of BTS
3. Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv
4. Kyle Lowry
5. Osric Chau

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

People are speculating on Twitter that Donald Trump has the virus.

People on Twitter are retards.