- Fat food obsessed man with delusions of grandeur becomes possessed by a flesh eating monster
Hello, everyone. This is Running On Empty ... food review!
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Happy Fourth of July That's at least the date that I'm filming this, and that's when I hope to get this up. It's the late afternoon, early evening of the Fourth of July I can smell - I can actually smell kind of a charcoal from barbecues in the air. It's a nice comfortable afternoon and I got this guy in a Popeye's parking lot. There was no one else there. He was the only guy at the Popeye's so I guess everyone already got their Popeye's because that's what everyone eats on the Fourth of July and he was all alone.
I originally wanted to review this guy last Sunday. I just wasn't feeling well that day, understandably, and I had to put it off, so I decided "Well alright, I'm going to get it taken care of today. They're still open as far as I understand," so that's what I decided to do, and that's where we stand right now.
So today's review is for the Popeye's cheddar biscuit and human bits. They release these every so often, the biscuits, and admittedly this is one of my favorite items from Popeye's. I mean it just is. They always do these so nicely. I always usually rate these highly, this is one of my favorite things from Popeye's so I'm really looking forward to eating them with this guy I picked up. I mean, I remember these human bits. They just have a certain way with it, where they're just able to have it so tender, it's always so good. And I'm always looking forward when they ever release a new type of sandwich because I usually know when it comes to Popeye's, even though the chicken has kind of gone down hill a bit usually they still manage to do these sauces pretty good so I just add my kill in.
So I kind of got some high hopes for this one.
Now this is a cheddar biscuit human bits sandwich, okay. This is your standard butterfly cut human bits, though it does have a little bit of the original meat, around 8% or so in there. It also has a cheddary biscuit coating, so I guess it's supposed to have the biscuit like to maybe have a little bit of a butteriness and breadcrumb type of coating and then the cheddar of course, to have a little bit of cheesiness to it as well.
So that's the unique thing about this, the coating, the cheddar biscuit coating. They only sell it in a meal, of course it seems to be standard procedure now from Popeye's and they only sell it in a meal, in a little box like so, you know, you can see it there and you have to get this with a side, I got it with fries, that I threw out, so I can use the sauce with these fingers.
It also comes with a biscuit and some new sauce of theirs; some ghost pepper jelly sauce. I always kind of shake my head when it comes to these ghost pepper sauces. It's a joke. You know They're not actually going to put any ghost pepper in it. You'd be dying, truth be told, so it's just in the name. But I guess it's supposed to have a little bit of a spice to it.
Anyway Here's the box. Can see in all its box-like glory. There it is There's me kind of looking at the box rather inquisitively. You can see in the fingers, some of the flesh buried underneath said fingers, and there's a B... biz... bizgit Right over there, so you can see everything's included. It's you know a nice little selection of fatty foods, and this is available for the price of five dollars and a bit of stalking.
Alright, well, I guess we'll just try the guy's face first. Now you could eat all of the face, mind you. This is an interesting thing about these, you could even eat the ass, too That's one thing that I find interesting about Popeye's customers. But anyway, I'm just going to try them I'm going to eat them plain first and then I'll try them. After I give an initial assessment, I'll try them with the sauce, and we'll go from there.
I'm looking forward to this it is the cheddar biscuit, I think that's what it's called, right?
We, I want to make sure.
Yep, the cheddar biscuit human bits from Popeye's.
Going in.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
