Write the most insufferable, obnoxious heckkin Anti-Hate Speech corporate globohomo Reddit response after posting a wrongthink comment

[Colon capital V]

Umm, sweaty? I just spent three hours combing through all of your Reddit comments from the past two years, and oof, that's a yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh you sweet summer child, you do realise you're making me lose all faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe your toxic problematic behaviour towards poc is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a white person, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Let that sink in.

 

[Nancy]

You're demanding way too much emotional labour by asking this question, that's a red flag. You'd know that if you did your own research

 

[SNU]

mm, sweaty? I just spent three hours combing through all of your Kiwifarms posts from the past two years, and oof, that's a yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh you sweet summer child, you do realise you're making me lose all faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe your toxic problematic behaviour towards reddit is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a white person, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.

Let that sink in.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Ugh, when will it sink in, transwomenareexactly thesameasassignedatbirthwomen. Just let people be people, bigot.

I also read your post history and umm sweatie its really gross. Its 2020 now and you're clearly going to be on the wrong side of history. How can people even think this way, it so depressing

oh and dont pretend you're being censored cause your gross take was hidden, reddit is a private company and YOU agreed to there terms and services. Remember its freedumb of speech not freedom from consequences

Edit: thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger

Edit 2: wow so many upvotes, thanks for helping me prove to these CHUDS what society thinks of them.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

niggers

 

[Cats]

I like those mega-retarded and clearly fabricated stories written by indian or chinese people about ebic social justices happening in public and everyone clapping loudly after the horrible racist is defeated. They are always so audacious and silly

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A eldery blind Black African Amercian was siting in the front of a bus when suddenly an insensitive white RACIST man stormed angrily. He took a look of the Black Man and proclaimed loudly for everyone to hear, "I pay taxes! Only white people should be allowed to sit here, not members of an alternative race! you belong in the back of a bus"

The man then said the "N Word" directly at the black man.

"Pardon me", there came tapping at his shoulder. He looked and saw it was a little girl, only 3 years aged. "This world belongs to each and every inhabitant. God created it. You don't have an authority over the innocent Black Man". The Little girl also had cancer.

The racist white man cursed at the child and departed out from that bus. he later died. The Black Man stood and handed the child the one hundred dollars bill. "this is my only money but i was going to purchase some Grocery, but, you must now use it for your Cancer. a child is the future."

The little girl returned the money and said, "No, you must eat food to survive. It is shameful for your government to take such poor care of you. If the united state's government would only embrace Communism, such injustices would never occur. By the way, my family is white and highly privileged in life, and I have full medical coverage for my Cancer anyway. Because, I am rich and the system is broken."

A single tear fell from out from the homeless Black mans eye. Thank you he said and left. Everyone clapped. A person said, "the future is okay".

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

I just downvoted your comment.

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I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?​

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Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

Whoever wrote this self-serving wall of text should unironically be dragged out of the bedroom of their parents house, taken to the center of whatever bughive city they live in and put in stocks for people to laugh and throw pajeet shit at. And no, they shouldn't get their thrice-daily prescription of hormones and shouldn't even be allowed to inject the hormones of the opposite sex into their body, you can call me a Troonshine prohibitionist.

I hate Reddit. I'll take my hats now.

 

[Beautiful Border]

i HaVe NEiTheR ThE tiMe NOr ThE CrAYOns

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I showed your post to my newborn nonbinary child, and they raised their fist in the air and said "Wakanda Forever." I'm so hecking proud of them.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Wrong answer, try again.