Write one sentence to your young self about your future.

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Eyes on the road, leave the roadkill behind you because it's not your problem anymore.
 
Marry the rich guy, have lots of kids, buy guns and get into a bunker (not in NZ tho).
 
I know you're having a hard time choosing between 2 people but please for the love of God don't pick the new guy. You'll spend 6 years in fucked up misery then get with the other guy anyways.

(Lmao sorry for that powerlevel, holy shit I have strong feelings for that decision)
 
Stay the hell away from roleplay forums you exceptional NEET.
 
Stay away from ropes, they got them all in the end....
 
Fuck the haters, rock the fuck out, don't take the meds prescribed because they'll kill your liver, having transplant sucks balls.
 
Get a VCR and as much Kodak VHS tapes as you can, you'll need to record your favorite 3 channels before they disappear.
 
Don't talk with the goys, they'll give you bad advice, stay in the tribe and marry a nice lady, and never go on the "internet"
 
When you get older you will start putting the space jam secondary theme on (yall ready for this?) when you get nauseous b/c it makes the act of puking festive
 
People will want to be around you despite your bullshit, not because of it, so just knock that shit off and you'll have a pretty awesome time.
 
Just hurry up and do it, there's not much worth living for.
 
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