Write one sentence to your young self about your future.

[Motherboard]

So I'd had an idea after seeing someone write a letter to their past self-- Why not write a single sentence to your younger self, either comedic or a heartfelt warning?

I'll start.

Kid, you're gonna crave more than just graham crackers one day.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

"Don't ever change. No seriously, you're going to fuck up a hell of a lot more if you do."
It's two sentences, fuck you.

 

[SP 199]

Stay at school you stupid little fuck

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Just pull the trigger, you pussy

 

[Yamyam]

Don't do it. Don't fucking do it idiot.

 

[Motherboard]

"Don't hurt that cat, you'll regret it for years."

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

Don't bother with school

 

[Wildchild]

Hitting your head against the wall may be fun, but it hurts. Stop doing it.

 

[Clown Doll]

.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Don't eat that Beggin' Strip.

 

[Lipitor]

Kill you know who when you get the chance.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

You're going nowhere and nowhere fast, boy

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Lose your virginity by choice

 

[Motherboard]

Keep fiber in your diet or you'll end up in the hospital for a solid year and almost die like Elvis.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Don't eat that dog biscuit, it's full of mealworms.

 

[Sanic]

Don't join the CWC forums.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Don't talk to that kid, he's a rapey weirdo.

 

[Motherboard]

Don't listen to that girl; you'll never be the same again.

 

[voiceguy]

Don't piss off Brad Watson and give him an excuse to believe he is ruining your entire life -- you're just feeding the ego of an asshole.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

You're gonna spend some of your junior/high school life unconscious, just a heads up.

(Sorry for the dirty laundry everyone)