Would you win in a fight against null?

[mister meaner]

I don’t know a lot about his build other than that it looks average and somewhat chubby, but I’ll let you decide.

 

[Account]

He's so fat he'll fall on me and the weight of his fat will break the bonds holding together the atoms in my body
and I would not have sex with him

 

[Pony! Hugger of People]

Depends on what kind, in a street fight I reckon I could take him, but something organised like a boxing match then his height/weight advantage means more.

From what I've seen it looks like Josh put most of his points into int and wis but as a big boy has that natural con bonus

I do also have to deduct some points for being American, they generally get the gunsmithing racial trait instead of something useful for hand to hand like back alley brawler or mandatory military service.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I think he's like 5'10" and lower mid 200s in terms of weight.

I wouldn't fight him though, that would be sad.

and I would not have sex with him

Hm, it's a little suspicious that you'd bring that up unless maybe you actually would.

 

[King Fructose]

No I would not.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Nah. I couldn't fight Null, he's a good boy who never did anything to anyone.

and I would not have sex with him

Methinks the anime profile doth protest too much...

 

[Jason Wynn]

I mean a physical fight, hand to hand no weapons? Yeah I think I’d kick his ass.

A Nathan’s hot dog eating contest though? Ooh he’d whip my ass seven ways to Sunday without breaking a sweat.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

joe mama would beat him on all fields

 

[Shidoen]

Do you really want to see two potbellied, butter faced, autists fight each other? I’ll definitely win, 500 bucks on myself easy.

 

[batterybee]

Do you really want to see two potbellied, butter faced, autists fight each other? I’ll definitely win, 500 bucks on myself easy.

how about i fight you and null, id still win because i am verry strong

 

[Polite]

Easily. But I'd rather pour him a drink instead.

 

[Fag Albert]

I could unless Null has a tire iron.

 

[Shidoen]

how about i fight you and null, id still win because i am verry strong

Bet, I could still out gas you though.

 

[Vecr]

I think if he sat on me I'd not be able to get up, so probably not if it's an unarmed fight. I don't think he's in possession of any guns right now, so if it's stuff in your current place of residence I'd probably win.

 

[MeemVoyage]

I imagine fighting Null would be more akin to pig wrestling, all slicked up with mud and sweat. However, given I am unarmed and a frail fuckin' thing, I would stand no chance keeping a secure hold. Not even tapping into tard strength could tip the scales in my favor, unfortunately.

 

[Dr Doom Pill]

Yes. That cracka null better watch out

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

I would fight along side Null and wreck some mother fuckers. But not against Dear Leader, no way.

 

[AMHOLIO]

No, for I have glass bones and paper skin. It is not fun to bully him anyway, he just bans people like a sane person instead of chimping out.