Would you walk around with a bull penis pimp cane?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Would you?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

No that's cruel in a way no man should support. At least with rocky mountain oysters it's food and that's kind of a human necessity, that is just wrong. Plus canes need to also function as a weapon and while getting hit with a preserved bull cock might be funny and probably causes some psychic damage it has nothing on a good shillelagh

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No that's cruel in a way no man should support. At least with rocky mountain oysters it's food and that's kind of a human necessity, that is just wrong. Plus canes need to also function as a weapon and while getting hit with a preserved bull cock might be funny and probably causes some psychic damage it has nothing on a good shillelagh

More of a bully stick guy, I see. I understand. Chomping on that pizzle hits the spot sometimes.

 

[Kosher Dill]

My pimp cane is built-in.

 

[Xenia]

Yes. I would also beat up YuuriVoice with dried bulldick if meet him, because he's a fat pedophilic piggy.

 

[a-Lager]

I dont know which horrifies me more, the fact that it exists or the fact it's so cheap. These are being produced and bought to the point of mass adoption and Im fearful for the zoomer animal kock kane kraze

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I just found out the company running that site has a store in Florida. Of course the guys selling bull cock canes would be Florida men. You can also get sword canes.