Would you suck some penis if...

[SentinentCloud]

...that awarded you with Elon Musk personally shaking your hand and inviting you to some fun times in mars?

Discuss

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

No, why would I want to go to Mars? Seems awful, if I wanted to live in a cave like Muhammad I could just do it on earth and have the ability to actually go home and not fuck up my body in the process.

 

[Catler]

I think this is a scenario where I definitely wouldn't

 

[SentinentCloud]

No, why would I want to go to Mars? Seems awful, if I wanted to live in a cave like Muhammad I could just do it on earth and have the ability to actually go home and not fuck up my body in the process.

Where is your adventurous spirit?

 

[Soggy paper straw]

with Elon Musk personally shaking your hand

simp

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Whose dick? Elon's dick? A normal guy's dick? A girldick? A FtM's "dick"? Your dick? Your mom's dick? A horse dick?

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Where is your adventurous spirit?

When it comes to Mars, Humans really aren't optimal for exploration. We can basically use probes and rovers to explore it.

 

[SentinentCloud]

When it comes to Mars, Humans really aren't optimal for exploration. We can basically use probes and rovers to explore it.

Spoiler

sorry but you made me do it

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I would not under any circumstances suck a dick for less than 50 dollars.

 

[AnOminous]

But would you suck dick for cock?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Whose dick? Elon's dick? A normal guy's dick? A girldick? A FtM's "dick"? Your dick? Your mom's dick? A horse dick?

We need answers.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

We need answers.

Yeah, we need answers. If I can go to Mars, conquer it all and declare myself Godking of the Holy Marsian Empire and declare intergalactic war on Earth, sucking one dick seems a reasonable price for it. If it's the right sort of dick.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Yeah, we need answers. If I can go to Mars, conquer it all and declare myself Godking of the Holy Marsian Empire and declare intergalactic war on Earth, sucking one dick seems a reasonable price for it. If it's the right sort of dick.

This is all to vague, I think OP is just trying to trick us into sucking his dick.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

This is all to vague, I think OP is just trying to trick us into sucking his dick.

On Mars that would be against my law.

 

[JethroTullamore]

On Mars that would be against my law.

Sucking penis or being tricked into sucking penis?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Sucking penis or being tricked into sucking penis?

tricking dudes into sucking dicks.

 

[JethroTullamore]

tricking dudes into sucking dicks.

Ok cool, as long as doing it on purpose is still legal I think we’re cool.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

OP sucks dick for bus fare then walks home

 

[Cats]

What are you tryin to say? You tryin to say that I'm what, that I'm fuckin gay?! I'll goddamn Thrash ya, fella. I'll give you a kick. I'll toss forth an uppercut. I'll snatch hold of ya give you Shaken Baby Syndrome. I'll fuckin Paralyze ya. I'll trigger osteoporosis in your bones, Holes in the bones. I'll Morgue you, friend. I'll defecate into your open casket. I'll move in with your loved ones under the pretenses of needing to quickly use their bathroom and then invoke squatters rights and live there rent free for four years. I'll make some adjustments to ya.

 

[JethroTullamore]

What are you tryin to say? You tryin to say that I'm what, that I'm fuckin gay?! I'll goddamn Thrash ya, fella. I'll give you a kick. I'll toss forth an uppercut. I'll snatch hold of ya give you Shaken Baby Syndrome. I'll fuckin Paralyze ya. I'll trigger osteoporosis in your bones, Holes in the bones. I'll Morgue you, friend. I'll defecate into your open casket. I'll move in with your loved ones under the pretenses of needing to quickly use their bathroom and then invoke squatters rights and live there rent free for four years. I'll make some adjustments to ya.

It’s current year and you should accept yourself as the gay cat that you really are.