Would you shit in my mouth?

[Bob's Vagene]

You really need to take a shit, and before you suddenly appears a man in a black cape and black top hat. He offers you two doors, none of which existed before the man's arrival. When you open the doors, you find my mouth behind one of them, and a functional toilet behind another.

There is no benefit to shitting in my mouth, you are informed.

Do you shit in my mouth?

 

[Ray William Johnson]

I shit my pants and do nothing.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I've probably already long since shat, sometime around when some dude in a cape showed up and materialized doors in my house.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I shit in the magic man's mouth.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

I'll take the toilet, but thanks I guess?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

you are not worthy of it.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You know you could ask this question without having your hand down your pants

 

[Jason Wynn]

No. You only shit in the mouth of someone you love and want to spend the rest of your life with.

I'm sure you're a nice guy, but I just don't feel we're mouth-shitting compatible. We can be friend though and I'll pee in your butt

 

[Schizotism]

I would rather shit in @ShitInMyMouth's mouth.

 

[Secret Messenger]

Only if you use your tongue as a wet wipe.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Given that a) my bowel movements are akin to nuclear waste disposal, and b) I don't want to go to prison for negligent homicide: No.

 

[ShaBooBoo Markle]

https://youtu.be/pbMcz293QC8
SHITPIG Jeroen Elswijk will take your place

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

I would rather shit in @ShitInMyMouth's mouth.

You have a deal.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

TL;DR yes I'll shit in your mouth nose eyeballs dickhole wherever you want just get in my DM's with a location & Taco Bell order