Would You Rather?

[Postal Dude]

Exactly as the title says, someone posts a "Would You Rather" statement and the user below replies, then posts another "Would You Rather."
I'll start with an obvious exceptional one:

Would you rather make love to ADF or Chris-chan?

 

[drain]

Chris-chan

Would you rather die slowly of cancer or have sex with your father?

 

[MongyPleb]

Sex with my dad.

Would you rather have three fingers of your choice slowly and painfully chewed off by squirrels, or lose one hand all at once with only slight pain?

 

[MrLooks]

Sex with my dad.

Would you rather have three fingers of your choice slowly and painfully chewed off by squirrels, or lose one hand all at once with only slight pain?

You'd HAVE to go for the squirrels. Losing an entire hand would fuck your entire life up. Keeping your index finger and thumb would still allow you to carry on and a few prosthetic fingers would probably look way more realistic than a lifeless dangling hand.

 

[MongyPleb]

You'd HAVE to go for the squirrels. Losing an entire hand would fuck your entire life up. Keeping your index finger and thumb would still allow you to carry on and a few prosthetic fingers would probably look way more realistic than a lifeless dangling hand.

My thoughts exactly. Long term advantages outweigh short term.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Would you rather shit on a Holocaust memorial or vandalize GameStop stands?

 

[c-no]

Vandalize GameStop stands.

Would rather get mauled by a lion or get mauled by a wolf?

 

[Postal Dude]

Mauled by wolves.
Would you rather have World War III or have KiwiFarms go down forever?

 

[Ntwadumela]

WORLD WAR III!!!!
Allahu Akbar! Fight the ISIS MENACE!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Would you rather go to Afghanistan or Yemen?

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Yemen?

Would you rather give up tea for the rest of your life, or give up coffee..?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Give up coffee. I'm a tea person.

Would you rather be an SJW or a Nazi?

 

[Army Burger]

SJW.

Would you rather not know how to wipe your own ass or not be able to shower?

 

[drain]

Not know how to wipe my own ass

Eat your own shit or drink some lolcow's piss?

 

[Somar]

Eat my shit, at least then I won't catch any lolcow germs
Would you rather stop 911, or save Harambe?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

#timemachinesoutforharambe

Would you rather live in Saudi Arabia or North Korea?

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

North Korea.
Would you rather lose your hearing or your eyesight?

 

[Army Burger]

Lose my eyesight.

Would you rather go swimming in the harbor of a major city naked or go skydiving naked?

 

[drain]

Skydiving naked

Would you kill a elderly person or a toddler?

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

elderly.
Would you spend 5 minutes in chris chan's home, or 10 years in a russian prison?

 

[Somar]

10 years in russians prison is nothing compared to 10 seconds in Chris's house
Would you rather remove Sonic or Pokemon from Chris's life?