Would you rather shit yourself or get stabbed?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

If you choose to shit yourself there is no way to clean yourself within a heavily populated ten mile walking radius. If you choose to get stabbed you will receive medical attention immediately and make a full recovery after a week.

 

[Idiotron]

Um... how is that even a question?
One embarasses you, the other will 99% cripple you long term.
Gee, I wonder which one I would rather go through.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I mean, chances are non-zero that you shit yourself after being stabbed...

 

[Rozzy]

@BargainBinLaden , please can you quit posting questions about your scat fetish.

 

[Ed Weed]

I would choose to get stabbed so I could get hooked up to that sweet morphine or Dilaudid drip in the hospital while recovering.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Um... how is that even a question?
One embarasses you, the other will 99% cripple you long term.
Gee, I wonder which one I would rather go through.

I mean, the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench.

 

[My Name is Ed]

I mean, chances are non-zero that you shit yourself after being stabbed...

Fair point, and if you shit yourself after getting stabbed it's much less embarrassing, plus you don't even have to worry about cleaning it since the nurses will do that for you.

Honestly I don't even know why you wouldn't choose to get stabbed at this point.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Bruh, I shit myself for fun. Alright not really but yeah I mean WTF kind of question is this? I'd rather shit myself then go to work somedays.

 

[BikeLock]

No way to clean myself in a well populated area? Nigga I'm using the Starbucks just like the hobo's do, lmao.

 

[Table Country]

You're telling me you don't wear a diaper out in public?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

ill take getting stabbed. it will be a more fun story and hopefully leave a cool looking scar. plus, if im carrying that day it gives me a legal chance to go total nigger death on some hood rat who stabbed me.

 

[Blouie]

I'll get stabbed just to know what it feels like.

 

[Shidoen]

I’ve been stabbed before so I’d rather deal with that than shit my britches.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Way ahead of you, OP

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Stabbed any day of the week