Would you rather have a vtuber mom or DSP as your dad?

Vtuber mum. At least she has a real job draining weeb wallets to raise you. And no one would ever know your mum was doing it.

DSP would be spending your college fund on more WWE iphone games, and failing to pay child support due to bankruptcy
 
Vtuber mum. At least she has a real job draining weeb wallets to raise you. And no one would ever know your mum was doing it.

DSP would be spending your college fund on more WWE iphone games, and failing to pay child support due to bankruptcy
Jaden....

If she's an indie vtuber, chances are she'll spend all her money on useless shit like season passes and a million random videogames she'll only play once. If she works for an agency, sure both of you will have flawless insurance, but all her revenue is owned by the agency. On the flipside, if tuition is something you're worried about, DSP will be too retarded to notice 35% of his income being laundered to your personal bank account
 
Jaden....

If she's an indie vtuber, chances are she'll spend all her money on useless shit like season passes and a million random videogames she'll only play once. If she works for an agency, sure both of you will have flawless insurance, but all her revenue is owned by the agency. On the flipside, if tuition is something you're worried about, DSP will be too retarded to notice 35% of his income being laundered to your personal bank account
The shame of having DSP tho. At least the Vtuber is completely hidden from view so your schoolmates never tease you about it. She'd even put on a fake game girl anime voice. Meanwhile DSP would be ogling your female friends whenever he comes to pick you up. You'd be so deeply ashamed at social gatherings.

V tubing seems way better then that. Sure 1 room of the house becomes "the gamer girl room" but that's nothing compared to a father figure you don't respect.
 
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