Would you rather have a Pikachu or free legos for life?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

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[Shamefur Dispray]

You twisted bastard. This is your sickest hypothetical to date.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’d take the Pikachu.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I like Legos. Pokemon missed me by a generation or so.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

1. I don't give a shit about Legos
2. You know how goddamn convenient it'd be to have a portable electric battery rat? Saving on electricity costs alone is a big one.

 

[Breadbassket]

I will take the electrocution mouse on the basis I can use it to get Legos for free through unconventional means perhaps.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

An eternity of stepping on legos, or my own personal murder mouse? Eazy.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

As long as it's original legos in a giant tub, legos, otherwise no thank you.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Can I evolve the Pikachu into a Raichu?

 

[draggs]

Legos

You didn't say a real living Pikachu

Just "a Pikachu"

I could say I want the Pikachu and you hand me a Pikachu plushy worth 3 bucks

Free Legos for life I know what I'm getting and its value

 

[King George III]

I'll be taking that pikachu, with a side of cole-slaw and baked beans.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Can I evolve the Pikachu into a Raichu?

Only the Pikachu becomes real not thunderstones

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Pikachu. I'd use it to rob a Lego store.

 

[Catler]

Pikachu like any animal will probably die before you, thus you'll be sad. Legos won't biodegrade for 100,000 years, so no sadness.

Lego for sure.

 

[Grub]

I'm going to go with the living generator. Maybe it would make it worth it to have an EV. Just hook the little fucker up to the battery and charge on the go.

Spoiler: Autism

On that note, I wonder if in the pokemon world they power their cities with rows upon rows of enslaved electric pokemon all hooked up to some kind of massive battery bank. Forced to live out their lives providing electricity to humans. If that shit was real you know that's would be happening. Then you'd get those faggot protesters showing up going off about pokemon rights or some gay shit and how it's evil to use pokemon to generate electricity when there's perfectly good natural gas and oil.

Oh fuck, you could probably harvest gas from koffings and wheezings and shit. Bet they could take that gas they puff out and turn it into some kind of burnable hydro carbons.

You wouldn't need heating or ac. Just shove a charmander or something into a metal box with a heat exchanger and a blower fan, hook up some ducting, wire the thermostat so that it triggers a relay or something so when it's calling for heating it gives the charmander or whatever a small electric shock, train the pokemon to breath fire or whatever until the room reaches temperature, the thermostat sends another signal that triggers a relay that shocks the pokemon again, which is the pokemon's signal to stop. In summer just switch out the charmander with an ice pokemon for ac.

All the freshwater plumbing in your house could be hooked up to a big tank or something that gets filled by a water pokemon. Again, a charmander fired boiler hooked up to an indirect tank, there's your hot water. Isn't there some pokemon that eats shit too? Probably. I guess you might still need sewers or a septic tank. Maybe. I'm sure there's a way you could rig up some pokemon to deal with that too.

Just think of how many of the world's problems could be solved if we just had magic murder animals with elemental powers.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pikachu, not just for the myriad practical reasons, but because that'd be cool.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

LEGO bricks

 

[DankSmoker]

I want pikachu so I can teach it the Roman salute

 

[Night Crawler]

Pikachu. I can't use Legos as shark bait.

 

[Cats]

I would take one pikachu, please

but, my cat would probably Attack it.