Would you rather be black or gay?

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

If you're already one of those, would you rather be both, or retarded?

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H-PPhHWzsrw

What the fuck... how have I never heard of this?

 

[DankSmoker]

What the fuck... how have I never heard of this?

It's a pretty esoteric short film that's not that good beyond the funny name.

 

[eatler]

 

[Skitarii]

@Begemot

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

@Begemot

Did you just summon a black, gay, retarded tranny? I'm running out of things a person can be!

 

[PonderosaPete]

Trick question. You're gay either way.

 

[Begemot]

Did you just summon a black, gay, retarded tranny? I'm running out of things a person can be!

Much much worse, chud. I'm chaos in the flesh, a WEF agent sent to sow discord until the entire planet is a Black furry Jewish disabled obese furry matriarchy.....

 

[Cheeseknife]

Black. Without a doubt. I'd then become like my hero, Thomas Sowell, whom everyone assumes is white due his voice and rhetoric, but will soon become gob-smacked when they see his face.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Do I get to have a black voice if I'm black and do I have to adopt a husky fag voice if I'm gay? That changes things significantly. Leaning towards black though.

 

[JelloJerk]

Defo black. Don't wanna be no QUEER.

 

[Rozzy]

I'm already the latter and it suits me just fine.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

all niggers are gay, therefore choosing to be gay is mitigating damage

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Do I get to have a black voice if I'm black and do I have to adopt a husky fag voice if I'm gay? That changes things significantly. Leaning towards black though.

Yes, you have to sound black/gay too.

 

[biozeminadae1]

my answer:

 

[The Morning Visitor]

I'd be gay if I could choose what bits I liked. A threesome that doesn't end in someone crying is at the top of every straight man's bucket list; to a faggot, that's just Tuesday afternoon.

 

[DankSmoker]

I'd be gay if I could choose what bits I liked. A threesome that doesn't end in someone crying is at the top of every straight man's bucket list; to a faggot, that's just Tuesday afternoon.

Wait, why are you crying? Is it because the third party is another man?

 

[The Morning Visitor]

Wait, why are you crying? Is it because the third party is another man?

I am not necessarily the one crying, but I would have misgivings about another man in my girlfriend/wife.

If you're smart and get in a committed relationship with a stable woman, no cluster B bunny boiling, present father, then bisexual wife/girlfriend is off the table. And true hermaphrodites (as a compromise) are basically fat men with micropenises "ambiguous genitalia", and that would please nobody. Which means someone is going to be disappointed with a threesome, no matter what the third partner is.

But gays and lesbians don't have that problem. Lesbians move in and stop having sex within a week and gays never put their peckers away. Sounds like a fun scene if you can control yourself and only pull your pecker out with a committed partner or a special, biannual occasion.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Gay. You can choose not to participate, and people, in general, can't tell you are gay by looking at you (unless you are a flamer). You can't choose not to participate in being black and people can certainly tell by looking at you.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Gay because I could overcome that and become straight through sheer willpower alone, or at least asexual, but you can't change being black.

 

[DankSmoker]

Gay because I could overcome that and become straight through sheer willpower alone

You haven't managed that in your very non-hypothetical scenario, though.