Would you rather be a homosexual or a pinworm for a day.

[Epic Fail Man]

For one day you'll be a raging homosexual that is out to engage in queer activities or live in someone's rectum.

You will not retain any permanent damage the next day but you'll remember everything.

What would you choose?

 

[Vingle]

I’m already a raging faggot, and I suffer

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Can I be both?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If I choose pinworm, can I select my host?

 

[Cyclonus]

Can I be a lesbian?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I'd be gay. I'd use my talent to start drafting a script for a stage musical. Hopefully I'd be able to get enough done that I'd still be able to finish it after I returned to heterosexuality.

Can I be a lesbian?

Do you identify as a lesbian?

 

[Cyclonus]

I do now.

 

[Bongocat]

For one day you'll be a raging homosexual that is out to engage in queer activities or live in someone's rectum.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

If I choose pinworm, can I select my host?

No. You roll the dice.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I do now.

Congratulations. See you on Tinder!

 

[Troonologist PhD]

What kind of homosexual would I be for a day?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

What kind of homosexual would I be for a day?

A raging one.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

A raging one.

Raging as in the stereotype or legitimately pissed

 

[Troonologist PhD]

A raging one.

Yeah but like a raging flamer, a gachimuchi homosexual...?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

What kind of homosexual would I be for a day?

A 19th-century aesthete. You'd while away the day smoking opium, composing neoclassical sonnets and leering at the backsides of your teenaged oriental manservants.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

Will I be stuck as the pin worm? Will I be a brand new pin worm, or will I embody a pre-existing one? What if I embody a pin worm whom is right about to die? Is the day for 24 hours, and when does it start?

These are important questions for my decision... which will probably still be pin worm.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

but you'll remember everything.

Wait, pinworm has literally nothing that it can remember things with, so what exactly will I 'remember'? Even though it's dark in someone's guts, pinworm doesn't have eyes, so visuals are out of the question. It doesn't have ears, nose or tongue either, so what's left? Touch? I can live with that.

Becoming a homosexual for a day is worse, it's out of the question.