Would you pet me?

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

You don't have to if you don't want to

No it's not gay, it's platonic

Bro trust me, I swear it's not gay bro

What do you mean, "touch grass"?, I piss in the lawn everyday

Shut your mouth about my dad, he died in the Canineraq War and was more of a man than any of you will be

Fine, I don't even want you to pet me anymore, just leave

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Yes

 

[Wintersun]

Yeah, sure, I'll pet you. Come here.

 

[Table Country]

 

[Moths]

Only if you were a neko

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Sure. I like doggos.

 

[Blouie]

No, you are fat and I would not pet you.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

 

[SandyCat]

That was a roller coaster of emotions

 

[Premium Chicken]

If you weren't a dude larping as an anime humanoid dog, yes

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Fuck off, furry.

 

[Ducky]

ill pet u in a gay way <3

 

[Premium Chicken]

Downvoted the fag above me

 

[Ducky]

Downvoted the fag above me

fair tbh

 

[Soycast Guy]

No. I only pet this guy right here and real dogs.

 

[p00pyman]

no u say slurs. ill pet if u stop. owo

 

[Soycast Guy]

no u say slurs. ill pet if u stop. owo

Leave this site.

 

[Skitarii]

Downvoted the fag above me

Based and reddit

 

[Begemot]

Silly furry, bow down to your black masters.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Silly furry, bow down to your black masters.

I mean, sure, I'll bow down to a light-skin mommy

Not too fond of the homo niggers tho