Would you eat lab grown people meat?

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Let’s say lab grown meat becomes financially viable and is nutritionally equivalent to animal meat. Would you eat Steve loin? Fry up a nice Steve cutlet? Roast some Steve chops? Steve and cheese sandwich with some spicy deli mustard, perhaps?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Chicken flavoured dick’n’bawls? Sign me up gobble gobble

 

[Yugica]

As long as it doesn't contain any brain bits, then sure. I don't want to risk any prion diseases.

 

[pollution jim]

I remember reading a thread on Reddit about this and everyone thought it was more moral than regular meat. Redditards get their moral system from the consent they give to be pegged by a barbed dildo. Fuck redditors and whatever they want to do to society

 

[Le b0wski]

Isn't this the timeline where the Soylent Green psyop works and everyone keeps eating lab grown human meat for thousands of years?

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Isn't this the timeline where the Soylent Green psyop works and everyone keeps eating lab grown human meat for thousands of years?

Well, people are supposed to taste like pork so it’s probably delicious

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

I remember reading a thread on Reddit about this and everyone thought it was more moral than regular meat. Redditards get their moral system from the consent they give to be pegged by a barbed dildo. Fuck redditors and whatever they want to do to society

I mean I would say from a utilitarian sense lab grown human meat is probably more ethical than factory farmed beef.

 

[rando[Numbers]]

I only eat organic

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

No, eating the cloned flesh of a living human who gave consent is still more evil than killing and butchering a chicken.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

No, eating the cloned flesh of a living human who gave consent is still more evil than killing and butchering a chicken.

It’s not cloning they use stem cells (which you can get from a living organism it doesn’t have to be an aborted fetus) and make the culture grow into like a loin or something.

I’m starting to think this is a good idea I’m going to open a delicatessen and sell Stevebasas and sauerkraut

 

[Eat It]

I would eat it if it was grown from a celebrity's DNA and sponsored by said celebrity.

 

[The Mighty Banth]

They should stop wasting time with cheap meat and try growing exotic furs. I want a guiltfree tiger skin couch.

 

[Grub]

It’s not cloning they use stem cells (which you can get from a living organism it doesn’t have to be an aborted fetus) and make the culture grow into like a loin or something.

I’m starting to think this is a good idea I’m going to open a delicatessen and sell Stevebasas and sauerkraut

I feel like the quality of lab grown meat compared to even the shittiest real meat is going to be bigger than the difference between some shitty factory meat vs some good high quality farm or fresh hunted meat. All food gets worse the more processed it gets. Lab grown meat made from stem cells is about as processed as you can possibly get.

 

[Law]

Sure. I love trying new foods.

 

[Elf Supremacist]

No, eating people is a sin

 

[Sewer Level 9]

“Haha bro it’s not real it’s just a drawi- I mean, just a lab-grown facsimile haha”

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Nah, I only eat things that have experienced prior suffering. If they clone an entire living being, then slaughter it, sure.

 

[dick brain]

Absolutely fucking not. Free range only.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

I have recurring nightmares about finding human meat at the supermarket

 

[Feast of Fools]

No, I don't think you could pay me to do that. Especially since that seems like a waste of technology - a stem cell culture of a person would be better put to use growing replacement organs and parts that would not get rejected by said person's immune system.

Never mind the obvious qualms I would have against consuming long pork. I'd like to not develop a prion disease, thank you very much.