Would you buy a KiwiPhone? - (and let Josh know everything you do)

[BooneHelm]

Let's say Josh decided to forget about silver coins and instead he shilled some cheap phones at us, would you buy one? What features should be on it?

 

[Corinth]

Yes. Make all of the default notification sounds Chris quotes and make the ringtone "White Girls Fuck Dogs". Preinstalled with Fedi apps, Matrix, a LBRY viewer, a client for lolcow.email, shit like that.

 

[stares at error messages]

It glows in the dark.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I have only one question - would it be the only case when phoneposter isn't a faggot?

 

[Least Concern]

The predictive text keyboard recommends racist and homophobic slurs.

 

[stares at error messages]

Let's say Josh decided to forget about silver coins and instead he shilled some cheap phones at us, would you buy one? What features should be on it?

If you use an OEM with a divit in it, Elohim will punish you.

 

[Faggotdog Niggertail]

I request it to be a reskinned PinePhone with a very themed distro on it.

 

[DumbDosh]

Does it run mobile templeos?

 

[A Gay Retard]

It would likely be the most secure mobile device for New Zealand phone consumers

 

[Lina Colorado]

Just get a clam shell phone if you don't wanna get tracked 'n shit.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Will it come in bioluminescent or radioluminescent colors?

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

Is Kali Nethunter any good for every day use or is it only really good for penetration testing?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Depends:

Would it be a dumb phone or a smart phone?

If the latter, what would be the OS on it? What would be the specs for the thing? Would it come with bloatware? Would it be dependent on Google services?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

only if it played white girls fuck dogs as its ring tune.