Would Santa make a good sugar daddy?
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- 20 de Ene, 2021
No because I'm pretty sure he's a fuckin diabetic. Dude wouldn't even touch the sugar cookies I left out for him last year 
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- 20 de Oct, 2018
I guess, he has the body to be one.
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- 5 de Feb, 2019
i wish i was santa
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- 19 de Mar, 2021
No because you would always play second fiddle to Mrs Claus.
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- 30 de Jun, 2021
You'd get on the naughty list for having extramarital sex, thus disqualifying you from the benefit of receiving gifts from him. So, Santa could only be a Splenda Daddy at best.
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- 14 de Nov, 2017
The Gingerbread Man might though