Would anyone be interested in my franchising opportunity?

[Cats]

Hi my name's Raoaul Teanus and I'm the CEO of international medical entertainment corporation, Global Homogenization. I am looking to franchise 15 of my Facial Enlargers to a business leader with floor space already leased These Enlargers are the Generation 3 models which feature a scream-activated killswitch for customer safety and peace of mind and have two years of double blind, peer-reviewed research showing promising evidence that any malfunction of the current model now results in mild rather than severe facial avulsions and flesh-degloving, with an average 80% chance in at least half of all cases of majority tissue reattachment, which when combined with cosmetic surgery aftertreatment of scarring to bring keloid coverage of the face to a minimum the Generation 3 Facial Enlarger can result in experiencers of malfunctions resembling human beings again at some point in their lives much more often than before.

Thank you. Please send all business inquiries to my inbox here, or my corporate email RTeanus@globohomo.com

 

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I am looking to franchise 15 of my Facial Enlargers to a business leader with floor space already leased These Enlargers are the Generation 3 models which feature a scream-activated killswitch for customer safety and peace of mind and have two years of double blind, peer-reviewed research showing promising evidence that any malfunction of the current model now results in mild rather than severe facial avulsions and flesh-degloving, with an average 80% chance in at least half of all cases of majority tissue reattachment,

Unfortunately, this is not a viable proposition for a franchise.

What you should rather do is prove the business model yourself with a few units, then sell those to franchisees.

This looks more like a licensing opportunity.

 

[rrtyui]

Did you try the enlarger on the cat in your profile photo?

 

[Cats]

Did you try the enlarger on the cat in your profile photo?

ahhhh i am not at any liberty to say anything regarding the entity displayed in my profile photograph at www.kiwifarms.net

 

[WolfeTone]

lol, his name is ke-anus

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Sorry, no, we're very happy with our Generation 2 models and they meet all our needs currently.

 

[Night Crawler]

Yes, I will gladly put racist flyers all over the place.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

would you like to invest in my rectum enlarger?

 

[Cats]

is that a the nickname for you penis

sounds a little Homo-Sex unless you are just talking about girls rectiums but i dont even think they have any of those, i dont think they poop