worst place to shit yourself - 'an elevator' is too easy of an answer
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- 11 de Jun, 2016
Public transportation is probably the best place to shit yourself, no one cares there….
Worst? I’d say church.
Worst? I’d say church.
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- 11 de Sep, 2021
During the don't shit your pants competition
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- 26 de Mayo, 2020
In a hotel room being topped by a femboy.
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- 15 de Dic, 2022
I would imagine anywhere would be a bad place to shit yourself.
I guess the best place would be in your house.
I guess the best place would be in your house.
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- 11 de Jun, 2016
Why the fuck is the poo stain so far to the left?
That’s not where poo comes from, wtf.
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- 4 de Ene, 2021
in a gstring
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- 25 de Feb, 2021
On the furthest point of an afternoon's hike in a dry wilderness area.
A long hike or an overnighter, you'd have spare clothes and probably some wipes packed with you. In the woods or near water, you could do a much better cleanup.
This is a day trip so you don't have a change of clothes, and all your water is earmarked for drinking. Now you have to walk the entire way back with an uncomfortable ass, as well as whatever condition caused the poop in the first place. If you were able to mostly clean it by removing your undies, you would have the constant fear it would happen again and wipe out your pants next time.
There's no way to get back except by walking, which makes it worse than pooping in a vehicle where you can at least remain still and reduce the chafing.
A long hike or an overnighter, you'd have spare clothes and probably some wipes packed with you. In the woods or near water, you could do a much better cleanup.
This is a day trip so you don't have a change of clothes, and all your water is earmarked for drinking. Now you have to walk the entire way back with an uncomfortable ass, as well as whatever condition caused the poop in the first place. If you were able to mostly clean it by removing your undies, you would have the constant fear it would happen again and wipe out your pants next time.
There's no way to get back except by walking, which makes it worse than pooping in a vehicle where you can at least remain still and reduce the chafing.
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- 10 de Feb, 2013
The courtroom while your in your hearing for public defacation.
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- 29 de Ene, 2023
In terms of you'll be as publicly exposed as possible? Any decently sized city's square.
In terms of sheer embarrassment? Your wedding.
In terms of sheer embarrassment? Your wedding.
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- 26 de Mayo, 2020
When running a marathon.
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- 24 de Jun, 2020
Or just jogging on a public sidewalk. When there's no bathrooms around, and the only bushes are on someone's property where they'll see you.
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- 26 de Mayo, 2020
Runner's diarrhea is real.
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- 24 de Jun, 2020
If you walk, you lose precious time. If you run for the nearest loo, you aggravate your bum and hasten the shitting.
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- 14 de Jul, 2021
The freeway
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
Your coronation.