Worst Job Ever

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TinyKiwi

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Whats the worst job you ever had, or what's a job youd never do. For me it be working in a fast food chain.
 
Furniture mover. Long hours, shitty customers. Had a lady berate me & tried to fire me on my first day all because I accidentally dumped dirt in her flower garden, and she moving out of that place.
 
I'd never be a moyel, or a bathroom attendant, but I have questions for both.
 
I'm going to have to side with the first post. I rather scrub floors, do menial factory work, file papers, clean pig pens etc...than work in fast food. The tolerance for stupid and irrational patrons is low.

The best shit jobs, imo, are those where you are focused on a task and have to meet a quota.
 
I had a job working for a 3rd party health insurance claims company. I was effectively in a call-center setting getting ~100 calls per day speaking mostly to cunty CNAs and Indians that Primary practices outsource to.

Protip: If you live in the US, are not on medicare or a resident of Texas, then good fucking luck. Your PHI (Protected Health Information aka your Medical History/Chart) and all your dox are held on servers in Bangladesh.
These servers are notoriously unreliable and vulnerable.

That was the scummiest piece of shit operation I've ever worked for. The company used to deny people with terminal cancer scans because they haven't visited their primary physician in the last ~60 days, when in reality it was because we knew they were going to die so we would make them jump through hoops and effectively beg for their life. Shitty hours, shit pay, work almost exclusively with obese black women.

I once had a man with stage 4 prostate cancer tell me that he wished that I got his cancer later in life so that I could be denied and slowly die and watch my family fall apart, to which I replied, "Yes, sir. Have a great day."
 
There is no job (that is legal) that will ruin your life more than pornography.

People are disgusting and I could never be a doctor or a nurse or anything related to practicing medicine.

edit: In case it wasn't obvious, those were both jobs I'd never do, not jobs I have done.
 
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There is no job (that is legal) that will ruin your life more than pornography.

People are disgusting and I could never be a doctor or a nurse or anything related to practicing medicine.

edit: In case it wasn't obvious, those were both jobs I'd never do, not jobs I have done.

Oh yeah, well post of pick of your dick and we'll confirm you've never done porn.
Until that happens, I'm assuming you're pay for gay.
 
HVAC Air conditioner repair. On top of roofs made of highly reflective metal in 120 degree heat with no shade, asbestos, dead animals and their shit (literal) stuffing up vents, more spiders and snakes than you've ever seen in your life ("Their air conditioner is covered in thousands of brown recluses? Oh well" is a convo I've had) and by definition every building you work in or on has no functioning AC at a time of the year when everyone wants it running. I never looked down on working in a quiet office after that.
 
Starbucks. I didn't like the company before I started, and I was forced to work in it because it was a part of the bookstore I was working in. Eternally busy, stuck-up customers, and I never really learned how to use the register. I STILL can't tell you the difference between a cappacino, frapacino, and mapacino or whatever. I worked there for 3 months and they were the longest, most miserable 3 months of my life. Didn't like Starbucks before, completely hate it now.
 
Burger King. Only reason I applied was because they were offering $12 an hour back in 1998 (economy was really cooking) and that was about $3 more an hour that I was making at my prep cook job. I lasted all of 2 two shifts. Absolutely disgusting kitchen, disgusting food, and brutally dumb and ignorant co-workers. Only good thing that came out of that job was that I immediately was motivated to get an actual decent summer job and that landed me a gig doing board op work at a radio station.

I still can picture the disgusting pink slime burgers going under the "flame broiler" 30-50 at a time and then dumped into grease stained containers dumped into grease stained warming bins.
 
my current job is the worst job I've had but it's the hardest to quit because it's one of those "if i don't do it no one will" things. I help people escape abusive relationships and it doesnt get easier to hear the stories and crying and stuff

the other month we were getting a lady and her kid in the van while her husband was at work and while I was throwing some bags in the back i heard the kid say to the driver that his dad killed his pet bird by stomping on it. i keep thinking about that

more people need to get into this line of work so I can quit
 
Gate guard.

Standing in one spot, looking at ID's, for hours at a stretch in whatever fucking weather. Not allowed to do anything else, even when there's no traffic. No escape from the retarded motherfuckers posted with you. Constantly disappointed because the windshield takes decades off, and what you thought was a hot chick 100m out, turns out to be an old woman or some faggot.

I remember looking at a dirt lot across the road, and thinking how cool it would be to get to dig holes and fill them in instead.
 
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