WORKING WOMAN!!!! - 7/19

I fucking nearly choked on my coco pops when I saw the vlog title.

"We should get our fur babies and move to Lexington" ah. So that's where she wants to move to. She wants to get close to her loved ones, Cheescake Factory, Walmart, and Target

Jesus Filthy Christ the grime on the corner of that pillow.

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That's Necky.
 
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Jesus Filthy Christ the grime on the corner of that pillow.

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I'm just mystified how she can sit there and vlog that the pillows on the bed were too thin (no shit, it's a cheap motel) like we don't know that she brought at least 3 pillows and bought at least one more while there. How many fucking pillows do you require?
 
She's only been to Panda Express once in Arizona?

Yet there's vlogs where she's been at Panda Express with Destiny. Sepcifically, there's one where she's bitching about a worker in the drive-thru because the worker simply said "your orange chicken isn't ready".

She lies about the dumbest shit. :story:

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Every time she says "furbabies" I cringe. I fucking HATE that word and the people who chose to use it.

"I'm sure I'll find something at IHOP I'll like"...Gorl, who are you kidding?

"I was at my highest weight before I came here but I was like on track really good before I came on this mini vaca"
Who else can contradict themselves so completely in once sentence like that? Do you even fucking listen to yourself?!

As anybody knows, the worst thing you can do to yourself when you're trying to lose weight (hahahaha) is travel and lose tack. You know what you're doing, and you're not fooling anybody.

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Edit: Just noticed no pillowcase. Gross.
 

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"I was on track really good..."

Really? I must've missed that five minutes. The only thing she's on track for is her own scootypuff - I'm sure she can get one in pink and vomit shitty stickers all over it - "got this!!!!" "Winning!!!!!" "Curvy gorls rool!!!!" "I abuse the fuck out of !!!!!!!!! !"

Does it count as curvy if they're all outwards?

It’s not about the money. It about sending a message...

Is it? I do it just to be an arsehole.
 
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First of all gorl, you nasty. Take a shower. No grown woman should roam around with greasy, matted hair and clothes you have slept in. I can almost SMELL you from just watching this video.

Second, the whole moving to Lexington thing is just another thing she would just cripple herself with. It is all delusions. I bet she has this thought of her life changing drastically if she and Necky moved there, you know like a teenager thinks what adulting is based on movies where a girl moves to a big city and ”makes it on her own”. All that would happen in reality is that she would just speed up the process of being bed bound. It would just be her and Becky and the furbabies, finally molding in to a total isolation from any social interaction other than social medias and people at Target or the pizza guy delivering four family sized pizzas. That is pretty much the worst move she can make at this point.

These are those final moments for Becky to make it out relatively easy. If they move away from friends and family to live on their own, the Binge Monster will be their only visitor on a regular basis. Classic narcist move.
 
I don’t typically watch any of her videos, but I really enjoy going to the comments to read the torrent of hate and to see how many socks she has commenting on other peoples’ comments. She seems to average 3 socks per video.
 
Amber didn't even want to go to IHOP, yet she had two large plates of food. LOL

The struggle is real, y'orl.

This must be why she identifies with Rosa Parks. When you have to get your first bucket of nosebag from somewhere other than your favourite Outlet Lard Shop. She suffers, our gorl.
 
How many fucking pillows do you require?
did you forget she's a pillow princess?
Really? I must've missed that five minutes.
You probably missed it because if she was ever on track it lasted a few seconds.

I was mean up here. Amber gets on track every night sleep cycle. She plans how well she's going to behave the next day, then fasts for the next 12 hours (when she's asleep/in bed, incapable of getting up).
Things only start to go south for our gorl once she manages to lift her carcass off the bed and stands up. As soon as her hooves hit the ground, her legs move - completely outside Amber's control, you see - towards the fridge/wherever she stashes food.
Involuntarily her hands shove food in her mouth, which, again outside Amber's control, swallows anything and everything put in it.
When she screams to go out to eat, that isn't her fault. It's just that she can't control her volume. There are also the evil roommates who keep on driving her places where she daintily shoves plate after plate of food down.

Amber is a good gorl who didn't do nothing wrong, so once she's back in bed for another sleep cycle, she gets back on track, and goes to sleep with a smile on her face knowing that she's already planned her diet for the next day.
 
Most people try to walk a lot on their vacation to make up for eating more than normal. Amberlynn can't do that, but also ate worse than most people would have. Eep. We already know amberlynn gained more than 15 lbs from her instagram post about a new starting weight.
 
She's lookin' musty. Real musty. Still has those damn braids in her hair from three days (at least?) prior too. I don't think she could fit into the motel shower. Big AL just doesn't look well, tbh. Better start looking into burial crates.
 
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