WOMMART HAUL 10/22/2019 - cheap shit, child grooming, and fag escape?

[sammyrdurham]

Getting a jar and a comb to clean her brush for taking off her makeup, even though she admitted a lot of times she just sleeps with her makeup on?

Also, some of Eric or Ricky's paintings are missing. I don't really see any other reason for them to be taken down other than moving out. Which is plausible because I doubt Erick and Ricky are in the mood to have their weekend ruined by having two extra fridge raiders in their house.

Edit: And that glitter. Pillow mountain is gonna be all glittery within a year, Jesus.

 

[Snusmumriken]

What the fuck is going on in the background? Sounds more interesting than being shown 2 pairs of sweatpants and some cupcakes.

"Regarding washing my makeup brushes you also need something like this"
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BEHOLD THE LEGENDARY, THE RARE, THE ordinary glass container...

You know how glass reflections tend to make people look goofy and big? Certainly it says something that it makes her face look smaller.

 

[Twinkie]

So did she buy a "jar" to wash her brushes because she's too fat and unfit to stand at the bathroom sink and wash them like a normal human? Or am I missing something? I was thinking maybe she did it because her sink is too filthy but then I remembered she'd just get Becky to clean it.

 

[Das Bucket]

I'm guessing Dana has to tote her niece along because they don't want her being babysat by Dana's dad. He might try to, ya know, anally rape the kid again.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Amber reading us the instructions for her toothbrush was the most riveting content since the ahhmazeen day she told us that edge-of-your-seat-exciting story about Becky sleeping with her leg outside of the covers, followed by the mind-blowing discussion of the weather.

I guess it must be getting difficult to hit that 10-minute mark now that she's not reading the haydur comments.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Steps to get in the front door are unnecessary. There are many companies that will custom-build ramps to lead to the front and back doors of trailers. There's a large market for mobility scooter ramps, especially in (a) deathfat camp cities and (b) retirement communities.

So she could get herself a nice trailer with a huge floorplan on a decent chunk of land, sans stairs. Except that'd eat into her Wommart and Ornj Ckin budget.

Oh absolutely, but our Dainty Queen would never need a ramp! I can see the video now... “Guise, the ramp was only added so Becky’s disabled family can visit us. Totally not for me. Stop the lies and booleen!”

 

[The Jokester]

How much of a bottomfeeder do you have to be to leech off somebody like this? I don't know who I should feel more ashamed by, Dana for taking money from her fiance's ex that she cheated on or Amber. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ Amberlynn, have some self respect.

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

So did she buy a "jar" to wash her brushes because she's too fat and unfit to stand at the bathroom sink and wash them like a normal human? Or am I missing something? I was thinking maybe she did it because her sink is too filthy but then I remembered she'd just get Becky to clean it.

Yes, you missed Item #2 on the haul list - a bottle of distilled white vinegar, which will be used in BeautyGuruLynn's upcoming brush-cleaning video, along with the comb and aforementioned jar.

(It's a PROCESS that she watched on a better YouTube channel. One that will DEFINITELY take over 10 minutes for her to perform.)

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Yes, you missed Item #2 on the haul list - a bottle of distilled white vinegar, which will be used in BeautyGuruLynn's upcoming brush-cleaning video, along with the comb and aforementioned jar.

(It's a PROCESS that she watched on a better YouTube channel. One that will DEFINITELY take over 10 minutes for her to perform.)

I believe that process would actually take her longer than ten minutes to perform. You are underestimating how long it takes Hamber to perform simple motor tasks. Remember how she and the Neck had to set aside an entire part of their day to separate egg yolks from their whites? I can only imagine what it would it be like to remove fine clumps of makeup in between makeup brush hairs. Who am I kidding? She is not actually gonna clean those damn brushes properly.

 

[Lame Entropy]

My dream scenario of D&D moving in as Eric/Ricky move out is closer to reality, just imagine the fallout of the dyke shack. Not that I really had any respect for the Neckster to begin with but it would fall into the negatives if she stuck around and allowed this to happen.

 

[8008135]

So what's next with these 'tards?

"I got these Tampax for Dana, 'cause she's got a little time-of-the-month situation going on ..."

 

[Fleasburger]

Diet doctor: Eat beef jerky for a snack
Amber: HE'S AN UNEDUCATED IMBECILE BEEF JERKY WILL KILL ME MUH SODIUM!!!!!
Amber: I got some beef jerky

Remember at the beginning of the year she said her goal was to be at 500 by year's end? lol.

What are you talking about? She's got plenty of time to get down to 500 in two months.

She's got two legs that could be taken off anyday now. One is at least 100 elbees.

 

[Moonpie]

Shew. Wonky eyes on a fucking humongous face. It looks unreal.

 

[SweetDee]

So Amber is a cuck too. Not surprised.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Goddamn. I know it's been said before, but she somehow manages to look even more shit in the thumbnail every time. Receding hairline, fat-wrinkles, discolored skin... She looks like she's in her late 40s not 20s. She's managed to warp space time to 2X accelerate the aging process, and all it took was a bucket of fast food every day.

 

[gay cowboy]

Goddamn. I know it's been said before, but she somehow manages to look even more shit in the thumbnail every time. Receding hairline, fat-wrinkles, discolored skin... She looks like she's in her late 40s not 20s. She's managed to warp space time to 2X accelerate the aging process, and all it took was a bucket of fast food every day.

Now unlike Amber, I'm no nutrition expert. But from what I do know, a diet consisting of high sugar, high sodium food complemented by little to no water will do that to you. Something about vitamins and minerals being important to collagen production. Being morbidly obese probably has something to do with it as well.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Now unlike Amber, I'm no nutrition expert. But from what I do know, a diet consisting of high sugar, high sodium food complemented by little to no water will do that to you. Something about vitamins and minerals being important to collagen production. Being morbidly obese probably has something to do with it as well.

Sleeping in your makeup can also age you very fast

 

[drblackbarn]

 

[Erins Wifey]

Ok, I can't get the image out of my mind, so my dear Kiwis, I'm passing it on..... I bet that she put that little girl on her mountain of lap (fupa+layyg combo) and rode her around Wommart on her scootypuff, reeeeeing and screeching thru the whole store. What little person wouldn't wanna ride on a scootypuff??

 

[idosometimes]

Becky is a [unlikeable person] but if she's smart she'll flee the house like the fags apparently did. But she's as dumb as the rest of them.

Becky is there by choice. Amberlynn is the goose that laid the golden egg. Why would Beckster give that up? She gets to sleep till 3 every day. Becky has all the food and ill-fitting novelty t-shirts she wants. Her white trash family gets stuff as well. Becky gets all the child-safe paste and macaroni she needs to complete her masterpieces.

Becky would not leave that house if it was on fire and Dracula was banging at the door. The life she has there is too good. Also, we have plenty of evidence showing that Becky is not smart. Pretty dumb actually. Pretty really dumb.