Wizardchan

[Francine StripeCheer]

Oh wow: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/67318.html

>mom nagging me to get a job
>I tell her I finally got a interview
>shower
>shave
>suit up
>go to gamestop and play the demos on display all morning

he shaved? showered? owns a suit? Normalfag scum b&

 

[exball]

Wizards and human contact
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/68042.html

>tfw even the simplest of physical human contact is a monumental life event.

I kinda know that feel. But not any human contant. It has to be a cute girl.

>fat uggo gave me change
>MANOS touched
>nearly get boner

Rock bottom is best bottom.

>Calling us pathetic

The second comment is even worse. Do people even have empathy anymore?

I should probably point out that if you have the attitude of "I must have a girl that is cute" when you don't care about your appearance and are most likely fat and extremely lazy and jobless, you should probably aim your standards downward a little.

But if the girl isn't hawt they can't go full normalfag.

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/68599.html

"My mom wants to divorce my dad?! FUCKING BITCH I'LL KILL HER!"

I'm not exaggerating.

 

[Pikonic]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/68599.html

"My mom wants to divorce my dad?! FUCKING BITCH I'LL KILL HER!"

I'm not exaggerating.

I can't fucking believe this. I feel obligated to murder them both if this actually happens, as I have planned for years.

I feel obligated to murder them both if this actually happens, as I have planned for years.

as I have planned for years.

Jesus

 

[c-no]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/68599.html

"My mom wants to divorce my dad?! FUCKING BITCH I'LL KILL HER!"

I'm not exaggerating.

I can't fucking believe this. I feel obligated to murder them both if this actually happens, as I have planned for years.

I feel obligated to murder them both if this actually happens, as I have planned for years.

as I have planned for years.

Jesus

If this guy is serious, someone get the police and have his room searched for any plans.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Who the hell writes down their murder plots?

[youtube]FKGdhJybmT8[/youtube]

 

[Himawari]

>site gets widespread recognition after some female gamer scandal
>posts about a murder plot on said site a few days later

welp.

also oops my finger slipped.

Spoiler

For the record I am very well aware that it could be (hell, it likely is) baiting/trolling/just plain false.

I like to err on the side of caution though.

 

[littlebiscuits]

For the record I am very well aware that it could be (hell, it likely is) baiting/trolling/just plain false.

I like to err on the side of caution though.

Oooo you mad them mad!

They're watching us.

 

[exball]

For the record I am very well aware that it could be (hell, it likely is) baiting/trolling/just plain false.

I like to err on the side of caution though.

Oooo you mad them mad!

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/945/fske.png

They're watching us.

When you have literally nothing to do all day what else is there to do but see what people are saying about you?

 

[Foulmouth]

For the record I am very well aware that it could be (hell, it likely is) baiting/trolling/just plain false.

I like to err on the side of caution though.

Oooo you mad them mad!

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/945/fske.png

They're watching us.

When you have literally nothing to do all day what else is there to do but see what people are saying about you?

Practice wizardly one hand magic ?

 

[Watcher]

>site gets widespread recognition after some female gamer scandal
>posts about a murder plot on said site a few days later

welp.

also oops my finger slipped.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/dZSWmap.png

Ohh god you pissed them off Himawari

You're Queen of the Normals to them now.

 

[littlebiscuits]

(in response to our dear Himawari's actions)

And now they're watch us watch them. This is getting weird. Hi Wizardchan!

 

[Watcher]

(in response to our dear Himawari's actions)
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/3840/w169.png

And now they're watch us watch them. This is getting weird. Hi Wizardchan!

Casually threatening to murder one of your parents

"I feel for you OP"

 

[Springblossom]

(in response to our dear Himawari's actions)
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/3840/w169.png

And now they're watch us watch them. This is getting weird. Hi Wizardchan!

Why are we such assholes? Well...a guy is posting about murdering his parents. I think most sane societies would consider this a little disquieting.

 

[wheat pasta]

My parents have allowed me to leech off of them for my entire adult life without kicking my ass out on the street, I should kill them. THAT'D SHOW THOSE FUCKERS FOR BEING UNHAPPY IN THEIR MARRIAGE.

 

[Himawari]

Oooo you mad them mad!

Ohh god you pissed them off Himawari

You're Queen of the Normals to them now.

also I memetext on occasion because I goddamn well feel like it.

EDIT: And I'm officially a Hater now, too!

 

[Night Terror]

(in response to our dear Himawari's actions)
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/3840/w169.png

And now they're watch us watch them. This is getting weird. Hi Wizardchan!

>meme arrows
PFFFFT

 

[The Nameless One]

I feel like this section of the forum needs an analog to the "Chris doesn't read your posts" rule on the Chris section, except it would be "Wizards TOTALLY read your posts, so if you have something to say to any one of them in particular, feel free to address them directly in your posts."

 

[Watcher]

I feel like this section of the forum needs an analog to the "Chris doesn't read your posts" rule on the Chris section, except it would be "Wizards TOTALLY read your posts, so if you have something to say to any one of them in particular, feel free to address them directly in your posts."

We have an unwritten rule where we don't post a link to their thread about us, we also cannot quote from it. It's so that we don't fuel their ego.

 

[Springblossom]

I feel like this section of the forum needs an analog to the "Chris doesn't read your posts" rule on the Chris section, except it would be "Wizards TOTALLY read your posts, so if you have something to say to any one of them in particular, feel free to address them directly in your posts."

We have an unwritten rule where we don't post a link to their thread about us, we also cannot quote from it. It's so that we don't fuel their ego.

Since /b/ got purged, they no longer have a thread on us. Now they're reduced to spouting 'go back to the cwcki normalfag scum' whenever someone starts questioning the value of the circlejerk.