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[TastyWoodenBadge]

That's what he meant

 

[CatParty]

That's what he meant

 

[The Hunter]

Keep in mind all the normalfag sites (cwckiforums, 888) that are constantly monitoring us and analyzing our thoughts. OPs post will surly be read by them.

Good lord, I'm speechless.

 

[c-no]

Keep in mind all the normalfag sites (cwckiforums, spergchan) that are constantly monitoring us and analyzing our thoughts. OPs post will surly be read by them.

He called us normalfags, we are all fucked now ladies and gents.

wait, doesn't "normalfag" mean we have the sex and live life?

I guess it would mean that even if some of us don't have a sex life. Even then I'm a virgin who isn't sperging about being a virgin. Honestly I wonder if wizards aren't just jealous of non-virgins but also virgins either aren't really interested in sex or don't place sex as a high priority.

 

[Night Terror]

Contrary to popular belief, I don't have sex with hot girls 24/7. I think it'd be in poor taste if I was having sex during my lectures, although anywhere else is fair game.

 

[Surtur]

Sex 24/7? Aint no one got time for that.

 

[Springblossom]

Sex all the time? How would I drive anywhere? Sex while driving is really dangerous.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Sex all the time? How would I drive anywhere? Sex while driving is really dangerous.

David Cronenberg's Crash showed us that we can have sex post-accident so there's that.

 

[Fialovy]

Wow, you have to have insane stamina to have sex 24/7

 

[Himawari]

Sex all the time? How would I drive anywhere? Sex while driving is really dangerous.

An ex-friend of mine once gave a guy a blowjob while driving.

She backed up into the middle of an intersection and totaled the car.

 

[Surtur]

Sex all the time? How would I drive anywhere? Sex while driving is really dangerous.

An ex-friend of mine once gave a guy a blowjob while driving.

She backed up into the middle of an intersection and totaled the car.

Why would you even do that?

 

[Himawari]

Sex all the time? How would I drive anywhere? Sex while driving is really dangerous.

An ex-friend of mine once gave a guy a blowjob while driving.

She backed up into the middle of an intersection and totaled the car.

Why would you even do that?

She wasn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box...

 

[Surtur]

She wasn't exactly the brightest bulb in the box...

Clearly. I mean holy shit, people would notice that shit.

 

[Pikonic]

Sex 24/7? Aint no one got time for that.

Pssh, maybe you don't

 

[Saney]

Sex all the time? How would I drive anywhere? Sex while driving is really dangerous.

If Thinner has taught me anything, it's that driving and blowjobs do not mix...well, that and pissing of gypsies, because they will curse you.

 

[Watcher]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/62623.html

If I were to ever lose my wizard powers, I would never dare go around flaunting my attainment of intimacy into the faces of people who haven't had the dumb luck that I'd have had.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/62818.html

Do you think some people release a vibe that makes them very bullyable? I got bullied a lot my whole life for doing nothing, it just happens on its own like it was planned. Not just physical bullying, but passive aggresive "fake friends" type of bullying where they just use me as a punching bag.

And even online when I join a community I quickly become the butt monkey even though I try to minimize any personality in my posts. I have no idea how it happens and I'm wondering id anyone else has the same feel.

Maybe you should give those sadists what they having coming to them.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

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You wizards sure love to know what the DAMN ALPHA NORMALFAGS think of you.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

You know I wonder why none of them bother casting an enchantment to become an alpha normalfag.

I am also curious as to why they become so reclusive in the foray place. What traumas really cause them to hate society, or is it just not having a fuck buddy

 

[Watcher]

I am also curious as to why they become so reclusive in the foray place. What traumas really cause them to hate society, or is it just not having a fuck buddy

They need a place where someone wont judge them for giving up on life and hating women because they won't present their vaginas to them. The lack of self esteem really helps.

There's a topic about how they all think they're ugly.
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/62776.html

http://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly

>tfw even depressed normalfags look better than you

I bet he spent 5 hours in front of the mirror just to make his hair look like that. Fucking lying normalfags.

They would probably commit suicide if they were born in my body

I think the problem is that we are both ugly (attractive "wizards" can fuck off right now) and have flawed personalities.

 

[Judge Holden]

I am also curious as to why they become so reclusive in the foray place. What traumas really cause them to hate society, or is it just not having a fuck buddy

They need a place where someone wont judge them for giving up on life and hating women because they won't present their vaginas to them.

But to know of us means they actively search for critcisism and judging to whine about