Wizardchan

[Watcher]

But at least half of the posts on wizardchan are obsessing over not getting anywhere with women.
You're not making any sense son.

Hypocrisy is a necessary part of associating with Wizards

 

[Tin]

but of course... the argument always goes back to the evils of The Female and The Football

 

[Hróðvitnisson]

The criterion for wizardry is making it to age thirty without having sex excl. masturbation.

The definition of wizardry does not necessarily imply neither being depressing nor unemployed. Insomuch as I have dealt with them in real life, the dealings I have had with wizards has been more amenable than with non-wizards likely because we both think for ourselves

I'm curious now. Could you please give us your definition of Wizardry?

 

[Springblossom]

Wizards are literally exactly like conspiracy theorists. There's no sense arguing with them because they've convinced themselves that they're on a higher plane of intelligence, and that people who disagree or behave in socially acceptable fashion are "sheep."

"I don't watch sports so I'm smarter than you. I have more important things to devote my time to, like anime, and pretending to be married to characters from said anime."

Please.

"And whining about my feels, and discussing how to fake disability so I can leech off the government, and...oh, that's about it."

 

[Watcher]

The criterion for wizardry is making it to age thirty without having sex excl. masturbation.

You say it like it's an accomplishment

 

[KatsuKitty]

Disclaimer - not a wizard, I just prefer their company.

Why do you enjoy the company of DEPRESSING, UNEMPLOYED VIRGINS?

The definition of wizardry does not necessarily imply neither being depressing nor unemployed. Insomuch as I have dealt with them in real life, the dealings I have had with wizards has been more amenable than with non-wizards likely because we both think for ourselves:

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Generally speaking, the above sentiment is a signal of independent thought while obsessing over females and the gelocation of a ball on a televised field is not.

I've felt the love of a female before. It's not something money can replace. Not even with prostitution. I'd certainly prefer that to the mindless, lonely acquisition of wealth.

What you call obsessing over females is an intrinsic part of the human experience, the likes of which you deny solely out of resignation.

 

[Hróðvitnisson]

It is. Disregarding females frees up considerable time and money for more interesting things.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

The criterion for wizardry is making it to age thirty without having sex excl. masturbation.

You say it like it's an accomplishment

 

[Watcher]

It is. Disregarding females frees up considerable time and money for more interesting things masturbation

“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”

Aldous Huxley wasn't a virgin. He was married twice.

 

[wheat pasta]

It is. Disregarding females frees up considerable time and money for more interesting things masturbation to 12 year old cartoon girls

 

[Foulmouth]

It is. Disregarding females frees up considerable time and money for more interesting things.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

The criterion for wizardry is making it to age thirty without having sex excl. masturbation.

You say it like it's an accomplishment

And what are these interesting things you do with your 24/7 free time oh wizardly one ?

 

[Springblossom]

It is. Disregarding females frees up considerable time and money for more interesting things masturbation to humping body pillows of 12 year old cartoon girls

 

[KatsuKitty]

It is. Disregarding females frees up considerable time and money for more interesting things.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

The criterion for wizardry is making it to age thirty without having sex excl. masturbation.

You say it like it's an accomplishment

I wish I could clearly articulate what you're denying yourselves. There is nothing I would ever trade for someone's love and affection. And I couldn't say that honestly until I had it.

 

[Tin]

It is. Disregarding females frees up considerable time and money for more interesting things.

and... how are you different from these Wizards again?

 

[Watcher]

It is. Disregarding females frees up considerable time and money for more interesting things.

and... how are you different from these Wizards again?

He's not 30 yet

Meaning he's a wanna-be

 

[Saney]

It is. Disregarding females frees up considerable time and money for more interesting things.

and... how are you different from these Wizards again?

He's not 30 yet

Meaning he's a wanna-be

I think that makes him an apprentice, or a mage or Jay Baruchel.

 

[Foulmouth]

Just 12 more years of wallowing in his own filth and not having sex and he can claim his robe and wand.
(although I'm fairly sure he spends a lot of time "claiming" his wand)

 

[Hróðvitnisson]

...

I have yet to revise one of your posts, so I would request the same courtesy.

As to KatsuKitty & Foulmouth, I joined my uncle in family court and saw what things are like for men who are on the receiving end of "happy accidents", or who decide as you did that love outweighs pecuniary matters and enter in to marriage. I even saw a prenup thrown out because the woman was allegedly under duress. That is why at nineteen, I added two and two together and decided to pursue classical studies instead. "Introduction to Attic Greek" or "Wheelock's Latin" will be seen and not heard 100% of the time, which is 100% more than can be said of women these days.

As to what I do with my time, when I am not studying electrical engineering or doing due diligence on investments, I am reading one thing or another, walking in the woods or listening to music.

 

[Foulmouth]

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I have yet to revise one of your posts, so I would request the same courtesy.

As to KatsuKitty & Foulmouth, I joined my uncle in family court and saw what things are like for men who are on the receiving end of "happy accidents", or who decide as you did that love outweighs pecuniary matters and enter in to marriage. I even saw a prenup thrown out because the woman was allegedly under duress. That is why at nineteen, I added two and two together and decided to pursue classical studies instead. "Introduction to Attic Greek" or "Wheelock's Latin" will be seen and not heard 100% of the time, which is 100% more than can be said of women these days.

As to what I do with my time, when I am not studying electrical engineering or doing due diligence on investments, I am reading one thing or another, walking in the woods or listening to music.

Balls.

 

[Watcher]

As to KatsuKitty & Foulmouth, I joined my uncle in family court and saw what things are like for men who are on the receiving end of "happy accidents", or who decide as you did that love outweighs pecuniary matters and enter in to marriage. I even saw a prenup thrown out because the woman was allegedly under duress.

So essentially because some women do things in divorce proceedings = all women are evil

You are going to live an extremely lonely existence. Especially since the site you pride yourself on so much also has a restriction against making friends.

 

[KatsuKitty]

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I have yet to revise one of your posts, so I would request the same courtesy.

As to KatsuKitty & Foulmouth, I joined my uncle in family court and saw what things are like for men who are on the receiving end of "happy accidents", or who decide as you did that love outweighs pecuniary matters and enter in to marriage. I even saw a prenup thrown out because the woman was allegedly under duress. That is why at nineteen, I added two and two together and decided to pursue classical studies instead. "Introduction to Attic Greek" or "Wheelock's Latin" will be seen and not heard 100% of the time, which is 100% more than can be said of women these days.

As to what I do with my time, when I am not studying electrical engineering or doing due diligence on investments, I am reading one thing or another, walking in the woods or listening to music.

That's a problem with the family court system, not women. So don't get married then. A lot of women aren't doing the marriage thing either.