Wizardchan

[Arkangel]

Love doesn't exist.

She will love me and be my friend.

What?

 

[Watcher]

Love doesn't exist.

She will love me and be my friend.

What?

He never said he believed in love, the girl can "love" him all she wants.

 

[exball]

Love doesn't exist.

She will love me and be my friend.

 

[Saney]

She'll be physically attractive to me and maintain hotness enough to be a cougar in her 50s and 60s.

And if she's not still attractive when she's in her 50s and 60s?

 

[wizard_diplomat]

You can only give orgasms to women if you are alpha. This is as hardcoded in women as it is in how men are mainly attracted to physicality. These are cold, hard truths.

Hi there, wizard! My name is Altissimo. I'm a 19 year old woman who is not ashamed to admit that she's had sex with two guys (both of them ex-boyfriends).

I'm not very knowledgeable when it comes to sex! That is something that I am completely fine with outright admitting. But that's why it took me until abnormal psychology to learn that there's actually only one type of female orgasm and it's clitoral orgasm (as opposed to vaginal). With that in mind, I don't think I've ever orgasmed!!! Because I don't masturbate and beyond that when the exes would mess with my clit I would actually stop them because it was getting too physically intense for me to handle.

But I actually don't care that I've never had an orgasm! Sex is fun and it makes me feel good and if the ex orgasmed and was done that was usually good enough for me and I'd be happy but nonetheless go back to my usual snarky self! Because sex is cool but I actually really don't give a shit about it all that much. I'm sure I'm not alone!!!

But anyway my point is you're talking here as if there's some sort of defined Thing which women Are and there aren't any exceptions to this rule. I should also add that neither of my exes were Thundercocks. My second ex especially wasn't anywhere close! And yet I loved them both dearly and the fact that they're exes is not really something I see as a problem! The break-ups certainly didn't come from sexual related.

I guess what I'm saying is that part of your problem is that you're assuming things are true about women without talking a minute to think that maybe there's more to us than just... whatever you feel society has "conditioned" them to think/feel/whatever. With that in mind, feel free to ask me Woman Questions and I will answer to the best of my ability and not be rude (unless you're really rude to me first)!

You shouldn't be ashamed to admit you had sex with 2 guys. Here is my insecurity that you can't really respond to because you are relatively young and have never had sex with a bad boy/alpha/Chad: Once a woman has relations with Chad she never forgets it. If I marry a woman who has had Chad, I'm afraid I will be cheated on and the women will resent me for not satisfying her.
Watch this video: [youtube]WAwLYJYsa0A[/youtube]
I don't want to be a beta-cuckold provider who is being cheated on.

I'll try to think of questions to ask you.

 

[littlebiscuits]

May I ask, if it is not too rude, what would you consider an a successful relationship? What sort of woman would you want to spend your life with?

You could never be rude to me.

Realistic relationship:
I can trust that we will love each other forever and always be together. She will love me and be my friend. She'll be physically attractive to me and maintain hotness enough to be a cougar in her 50s and 60s...She'll be an orphan so I don't have to meet her parents. I can give her orgasms. She likes anime and manga and we can talk about it and maybe even I can like her special interests. She doesn't want children.

Unrealistic relationship:
She will be genetically engineered to take pleasure from fucking only me and also takes pleasure in making me sandwiches . She would be my friend and forever maintain her looks. We'd be together forever.

First of all, thank you for taking the time to answer my question. Your unrealistic relationship is frankly terrifying (must your lady really be some sort of generically engineered sex mutant?) but I'm sure you were just joking( right...?) If it's not too much trouble, would you care to elaborate on why it is so necessary that she be an orphan? That seems like it would come with a lot of really intense emotional baggage. I don't understand why your fantasy person needs to be so sad.

 

[Watcher]

The likely conversation that would result between a Wizard and the girl's parents

[youtube]Jhp5WyvPWNI[/youtube]

 

[AnimuGinger]

Love doesn't exist.
Love is temporary.

I can trust that we will love each other forever.
She will love me.

 

[A-Stump]

Wizards could have lives they apparently covet and yet also despise at the same time if they admitted their faults. Superiority and victim complexes get you nowhere in life. I suppose if you want to hate and beat yourself up, feel free, but don't blame others for your own downfalls.

 

[Bgheff]

Curse that Chad Thundercock, taking all the pretty girls and leaving us none to choose from.

 

[wizard_diplomat]

She'll be physically attractive to me and maintain hotness enough to be a cougar in her 50s and 60s.

And if she's not still attractive when she's in her 50s and 60s?

I had my fun with her body while it was hot. My libido is probably all gone anyways.

I'll still have her friendship and that'll probably mean more since my libido is gone. Maybe we had kids so we can have happy thanksgivings and christmases but that is ideal and farr to hope for.

 

[Silver]

You shouldn't be ashamed to admit you had sex with 2 guys. Here is my insecurity that you can't really respond to because you are relatively young and have never had sex with a bad boy/alpha/Chad: Once a woman has relations with Chad she never forgets it. If I marry a woman who has had Chad, I'm afraid I will be cheated on and the women will resent me for not satisfying her.

I can't watch the video right now because I'm in a library and only looking at this intermittently, but I just wanted to say that, again, all women are different!!! My interests include lots of stuff that I know Chad Thundercocks are not at all into. Pokémon, My Little Pony, the history of video games, music theory, 19th century classical music, bad movies. My second ex and I got along wonderfully because he was into all these things (except music theory due to not being a musician) too!! The only reason he's my ex is due to circumstances out of our control, and I have no doubt we'd still be dating if not for those circumstances.

But here's the thing: I don't want a Chad Thundercock!! If I ever were to date one I have a feeling it would a) end horribly and b) be something that I really didn't want to remember. Honestly if I were to marry a dork that liked all the same things I did I don't think I could ever be unsatisfied. Partially because sex doesn't matter to me very much and partially because what I want in a partner is someone with whom I can dork about dorky things and who is actually a feminist. (For me, the gender or sex of the partner wouldn't even matter!) I know it's easy enough to say it's because I'm young and haven't really had a chance to do a whole lot of things yet, but if I managed to go through That Hormonal Period not wanting anything, I think it's safe to say that that's not going to change easily.

Which, funnily enough, I think would make a Chad Thundercock avoid me! And I'm fine with that.

 

[Tin]

oh dear, another one?

 

[Saney]

oh dear, another one?

No, this is the first one again.

 

[Mr. 0]

this whole thread is a never ending cycle of autism

like if a snake tried to kill itself by eating its tail

 

[wizard_diplomat]

Love doesn't exist.
Love is temporary.

I can trust that we will love each other forever.
She will love me.

Love is temporary but in some cases it lasts till death. But after death, it ends of course.

And I was describing my ideal (plausible with today's limited technology) relationship!

 

[AnimuGinger]

Love doesn't exist.
Love is temporary.

I can trust that we will love each other forever.
She will love me.

Love is temporary but in some cases it lasts till death. But after death, it ends of course.

And I was describing my ideal (plausible with today's limited technology) relationship!

Love doesn't exist.
I can trust that we will love each other forever.

 

[Watcher]

Love doesn't exist.
I can trust that we will love each other forever.

 

[CatParty]

 

[The Dude]

Love doesn't exist? Huh. That's funny, I guess I better tell my wife and kid. "Sorry folks, some guy on the internet says love doesn't exist. Well...bye."