Will you marry me?

[SandyCat]

For tax purposes. No homo.

No really, its just for tax reductions. Nothing gay about it what so ever.

We might have to kiss at the wedding because people are expecting it but its just for show and 100% not gay.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I hear you're black, though, so that may be an issue

 

[SandyCat]

I hear you're black, though, so that may be an issue

Q&A made me black I never asked for this

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

If you are black, female, trans, weight over 300 lbs, have degenerate fetishes, and/or a messy person, no.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

only if you are a cute asian girl, and i mean the real kind, not the fat guy larping on the internet kind.

 

[JimJams1998]

Another for the Beast harem.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Q&A made me black I never asked for this

I don't discriminate. Wanted Negroism or Unwanted Negroism, you are still a Nigger.

 

[Ozul]

It depends on the monthly allowance you give me for doing nothing.

 

[Retink]

Only if I can divorce you for the sandwich.

 

[Just A Butt]

what is your income?

 

[The Token Ethnic]

But you're black a furry. Are you sure it's not for citizenship?

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

Interesting proposition, but it seems rather low-effort as far as tax-avoidance schemes go. If we really wish to convince the state that the marriage is legitimate, then we should really go further than just kissing in order to keep up appearances. For authenticity's sake, video evidence of regular anal sex should suffice. No homo, of course.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Q&A made me black I never asked for this

Wait you're not an anthropomorphic wolf girl?!

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I've seen the female delusion calculator, trust me, you're not worth it.

 

[User names must be unique]

sure I could use a green card, we might have to share a bed just in case ICE comes to check it's a legitimate marriage but otherwise 100% non gay

 

[SandyCat]

what is your income?

Poor

But rich in spirit

 

[King Fructose]

Can I pick my own fursona?

 

[SandyCat]

Can I pick my own fursona?

Of course

 

[DumbDude42]

you have a profile picture that looks suspicious, like it's cropped furry porn or some shit like that
so no, i will not marry you, not even for tax evasion purposes