Will you join my personal army?

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I'm looking to gaslight others into accepting my opinions by making it seem like everyone else online agrees with me. Will you mindlessly parrot the points I make to achieve this?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

My sword is yours! (Not the pork sword, don't be disgusting)

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

It depends, what do I get in return? I must warn you, I am not so easily convinced as @Cloaca Rimjob is.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

It depends, what do I get in return? I must warn you, I am not so easily convinced as @Cloaca Rimjob is.

I need a cause and OP hasn't negrated me as far as I'm aware

 

[hl2_linux]

Sure.

 

[eatler]

Yeah alright yours and mine opinions usually add coincide so sure. Also your a funny poster who likes my posts.

 

[Waifu Days]

As long as there is tons of cult of personality involved.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

It depends, what do I get in return? I must warn you, I am not so easily convinced as @Cloaca Rimjob is.

I'll grant you 500 afterlife points for the religion of your choosing, redeemable upon death. (Or something else. I don't know. I honestly wasn't expecting anyone to say yes.)

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Major Disappointment reporting for duty.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Maybe. Will there be cake afterward?

 

[Dishonourable Harlot]

Create a DM to coordinate and invite me, then I'm in.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Major Disappointment reporting for duty.

You're late, Major. I'm changing your name to "punishment" as punishment. However, to show your services are appreciated, you're also being promoted to Corporal. At ease, Corporal Punishment.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

The DM headquarters has been established. Anyone interested in prolonging the retardation, explicitly consent to being added and you'll be enlisted ASAP.

 

[Xenu]

Sorry but I reported you to the cyberpolice, prepare to get vaporized.

 

[SentinentCloud]

The DM headquarters has been established. Anyone interested in prolonging the retardation, explicitly consent to being added and you'll be enlisted ASAP.

i want in (in your mom)

 

[MDWU]

I'm something of a braindead nigger, so count me in