💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

[BootlegPopeye]

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"I'M A [NEVER-PRACTICED] LAWYER!" yeah I am sure that scared them Will. Maybe it worked on the fictional ICE that you confronted in your imagination.

I knew this faggot would not be able to resist inserting himself into this.

 

[whoishomermynameis]

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similar to this:

https://x.com/factpostnews/status/2009379173144342989

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

https://x.com/chomocaust/status/2010496165561966892

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“IM A LAWYER TRY ME”

Ummm Mr Stancil… are you a lawyer? I thought you were just a researcher. I mean you could’ve studied law but I don’t think you’re a lawyer.

Also, I bet you he screams at people that he’s a “Lawyer” whenever anything goes against him in the real world.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ICECREAME MACHINE IS BROKEN?!?! IM A FUCKING LAWYER!!”

 

[BootlegPopeye]

No he is a lawyer he's on the Minnesota bar association list. Very strangely though there's no evidence he's ever actually practiced.

 

[innocent jogger]

He's just mad because he didn't get a first place Julay this year. It do be like that, Mr. Stancil.

For the next Will Stancil Show she should bring back Celebrity Death Match! I want to see Tampon Tim Walz vs Will the-most-raped-Stancil in a cage match!

 

[Curious Lurker]

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Can't wait to see this adapted in the Will Stancil show, i can already see him in nazi regalia saying the same lines

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

OF COURSE HE DRIVES A FIT AND CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

 

[behindyourightnow]

All these tall tails by Mr. Stancil are so fucking faggy they're approaching 'I took 4 guys at once before losing my man purse'.

Mr Stancil is feeling empty since his encounter with Grok, nothing else can satisfy him anymore since he was violated by MechaHitler. He now spends his days driving around being a bratty sub in front of groups of armed men, sometimes resorting to physically pushing himself against them, hoping against hope that one of the masked brutes will finally throw Will to the ground, hold him down, and mercilessly invade his borders.

Alas, it will never happen. Only robots burn with lust in response to Will's butch-lesbian haircut and soft curves, not human men.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Will already made the base storyline for the next Will Stancil Show, he will defend black rapist pimps, illegal latino drug trafficker thugs and Somalian scammers from the goverment.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

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So, If I understand the situation correctly as Will have described it.

Agent told him to stand off, Will did stand off as requested by the agent, and since Will does not mention they did not, I can only assume ICE hauled away the person that was their primary interest, so a complete nothingburger.

 

[deleuzeon]

You're so close, Will. So close.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

'I took 4 guys at once before’

Now that is definitely something I could see Stancil doing.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Will Stancil show about to get a dark ending

 

[Dorothy]

SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO SOMETHING!

 

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pastor.mp4

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That "pastor" is a disgusting heretic and a faggot.

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[Just_A_guy]

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Major "and then everyone clapped" vibes here by the raped.

 

[Polentic]

OF COURSE HE DRIVES A FIT AND CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

NOW WAIT ONE SECOND! The Honda Fit is actually very useful.

BLUESKY LINK / ARCHIVE
You see, Will Stancil is something like an action star. With a smaller vehicle, it allows him to make precise and quick U Turns to get behind ICE crooks. He can even break an ICE convoy into half, thus dismantling the fascist regime.

THIS MACHINE BOTHERS FASCISTS!

 

[Adamska]

More tales of ICE:

It don't be like that Mr. Tomlinstancil.

Seriously, this is Fatrick level lying, and it's almost comical. Actually, is this clown trying to mimic him now? He's sperging about his shitty car too.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

It don't be like that Mr. Tomlinstancil.

Seriously, this is Fatrick level lying, and it's almost comical. Actually, is this clown trying to mimic him now? He's sperging about his shitty car too.

I would love to see the two of them team up. They’re basically made for each other.

 

[deleuzeon]

THIS MACHINE BOTHERS FASCISTS!

Woody Guthrie died in 1967, which was 59 years ago, which is 19 years longer than Stancil has been alive.

Find a new reference, leftoids?