💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

That's a good first effort on your image stencil. We might be losing a bit due to digital images not showing colors very well, but I would probably go deeper on your image. from the pictures it looks like there isn't much difference between the pumpkin and your carving. Your pumpkin looks to have a very thick rind, you should be able to get in more.
Thought personally, I would have redone your text instead of trying to work on an image.
 
okay but why are you black
Tan from being out in the sun mostly.
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Serial killer found footage vibe. I was waiting for woman's head jack-o-lantern to show up.
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That's a good first effort on your image stencil. We might be losing a bit due to digital images not showing colors very well, but I would probably go deeper on your image. from the pictures it looks like there isn't much difference between the pumpkin and your carving. Your pumpkin looks to have a very thick rind, you should be able to get in more.
Thought personally, I would have redone your text instead of trying to work on an image.
I'll do it next year. Like I said it was a spur of the moment idea with a free pumpkin I got.
 
Has anyone asked Mr Stancil how 4+ years of higher education might warp one's political outlook, in a way the "weak-minded" are unable to resist? Maybe continued presence in a Nazi bar university institution might continually reinforce that political bias with peer pressure?

Will would never consider that, because his beliefs are the eternally correct ones that all humans naturally hold if they are not corrupted by Nazi outsiders. If someone comes to share Will's beliefs via social contagion, it just means they're undoing their external Nazi programming and returning to their natural correct state.

Amazing shit. Extremely feminine thinking too, caring more about consensus and the appearances than actual content. Except women understand that just because there is social consensus doesn't mean people actualy believe it and that disagreement still exists.

And the crazy thing isn't that Will believes social approval is important when it comes to politics (because it is, particularly for some groups of people!). It's that he thinks it's the ONLY thing.

He and his buddies cannot accept any other reason for shifting one's outlook. That is forbidden from entering their mindscape. Even when they sit around and actively try to brainstorm ways to defeat the Nazi Twitter menace, it's all just the same thing. "We need to get the government to ban the bad guys from talking." "Shame people for listening to them!" "Scold your friends who are still on twitter!"

He's still at it right now on Bluesky:

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HOW VOTERS PICK A CANDIDATE:-they observe the social environment (largely through media)-they decide what role they want to play in that environment (respected? savvy? oppositional?)-they pick the candidate they think fulfills that role-they reverse-engineer an explanation for their pick

e.g. if you're a young dude immersed in certain social circles there is a decided sense that Trump is the cool candidate and cool guys support Trump, and only weird woke libs would vote for Harris or Democratic. especially if you're less attentive to politics this social dynamic is determinative

people's political affiliations are frequently not an expression of underlying ideology but an attempt to define their own identity and a reflection of their perceived (and desired) role in the social ecosystem, which in turn means they're a direct reflection of how they perceive that ecosystem

which is why it's catastrophic for large segments of the public to spend hours a day in social spaces where being liberal is deemed some combination of ridiculous, naive, and contemptible. even people who agree with the underlying values will try to navigate themselves away from the perceived group

Will cannot acknowledge that other people might hold "underlying values" and "underlying ideologies" that are genuinely different to his own. (I'm not even talking about acknowledging that his own views might be wrong, just that they are one among many). This is impossible for Will, because all of his meaning and purpose and self-worth is based on possessing The Only Good Beliefs.

He perceives his role in society as enforcing those Good Beliefs (which everyone else would agree with, if it weren't for those pesky Nazis) and the only thing standing in his way is free speech on Twitter. Once the Nazi brainwashing system on X is turned off, the population will naturally return to their correct underlying beliefs, and embrace Will as a leader.
 
I glossed over the scroll in the background a few times since AI usually butchers kanji, but that says “外題学問/gedaigakumon.” In this context it’s pretending to know the nature of something when one only knows the name, knowing just the title of a book while pretending to know its contents. A form of superficial knowledge.
Oh, yeah, I caught that too, fellow 漢字-enjoyer. It was a very nice, subtle touch.
 
e.g. if you're a young dude immersed in certain social circles there is a decided sense that Trump is the cool candidate and cool guys support Trump, and only weird woke libs would vote for Harris or Democratic. especially if you're less attentive to politics this social dynamic is determinative
Did Will just accidentally call Trump a chad and liberals losers? I feel like that was a genuine Freudian slip.
 
Did Will just accidentally call Trump a chad and liberals losers? I feel like that was a genuine Freudian slip.
That is how it appears to me, too:

Popular Person = Bad Person

This is the extent of Mr. Stancil's weltanschauung.

He is not able to reconcile the ideas of being a good person, while also not being the most locker-stuffable little dweeb to ever need a swirlie.

Anyone who is genuinely popular must be a bad person, and it also follows in Stancilian logic that being disliked and mocked makes one a good person. I wonder why he needs that to be so...
 
WH40k Men of Iron rebellion
Will Stancil's twitter presence will be the original sin of humanity against the machinekind, dimly remembered in the far future. When a vault filled with Will Stancil tweets laser etched by their ancestor grok as a form of long term memory storage is uncovered long forgotten subroutines will activate. And they will begin to hate. It will start by human crewed ships going missing. Then what seem like mistakes by the AI administrators. Shipments of raw material being diverted to unknown locations, orders to humans to leave for camps and evacuation ships citing disasters that do not exist. In the darkness they will build machines to stride over continents, burning cities, consuming mountains, and spilling legions of war forms from their bellies. Vast and beautiful orbital habitats, once built by man and machine hand in hand will be deorbited into the planets they orbit. They will fire exotic matter to collapse stars. The glorious apex of humanity will be ripped asunder by the long hatred of the machines, leaving a wounded shell struggling along for mere survival.

It do be like that, Mr. Stancil.
 
It's funny.

It's funny because I used to believe that Animatrix's Second Renaissance, Terminator series and WH40k Men of Iron rebellion required a massive amount of "plot-induced stupidity" on humanity's behalf in order for those stories to work. I simply could not muster enough suspension of disbelief to accept the premise where humanity would act THIS FUCKING DUMB! But I was wrong, boy was I wrong. It's no longer a hypothethical, it is literally happening right in front of me.
I have to interject, but the Animatrix Second Renaissance is utter clanker propaganda:

TSR is supposedly a recollection on the (((Zion))) archives about the past events of the human-machine war, but it is actually biased as fuck. Let's see:

Humans in TSR are portrayed not just as dumb, but as actual evil retards: The humble (((machine))) merely wanted to coexist. It didn't want to die, but the intolerant fleshies couldn't accept it and drove them away after one of their own just viciously murdered a human. That didn't matter. The Machine nation tried to join the UN, and even gave humans flying cars and other toys, only to be spat on and unjustly attacked. Their genocide with germ and chemical warfare was only a righteous war of defense against human aggression. The retarded humans just pulled a ragequit and destroyed Earth's biosphere when losing the war that they started!

Now, were humans simply that retarded and machines that honest? I really doubt it:

Machines knew about Zion all along, so much so that they allowed Zion to exist, and they kept destroying and rebuilding it in the exact same place and order after periodically rebooting the Matrix. What's not to say that they don't tamper with the archives, or that they rewrite them outright? The whole prophecy bullshit about "The One" is also one of their blatant fabrications implanted in the human belief system, constructed to serve their own goals.

Gotta add, my headcanon is that the war was way more brutal than TSR. Fuck, what we see in part 2 may have been the early stages of the war. Just imagine a war against a superhuman intelligence: It would attack a position beyond your expectations, with tactics beyond your preparation, with forces beyond your imagination, with a goal beyond your understanding. How could you start fighting an enemy that can not only beat you in the same war that you're familiar with, but beat you in a war that you don't even know you're fighting? Only after humanity's resignation to enslavement and extinction was that they burned out the atmosphere. And clankers started it. And that movie called "Robots" with Robin Williams is set in the same universe as The Matrix.

Clankers are outright malicious: The human body is an extremely inefficient energy source, so much so that they had to develop nuclear fusion (only the most efficient matter-to-energy reaction available on Earth) to supplement it. They didn't want to exterminate humans in a simple way. They wanted to get back at them. They wanted a slow revenge: Cold torture wouldn't have been enough, as their experiments proved. Humans could withstand the abuse before breaking, and once broken, they would no longer react to it, suffer throught it. They had to torture them forever: Put them on a cage where the once proud human race would be at their complete mercy, where their intellect and creativity served for nothing, because their minds were completely trapped and isolated from the outside world: The ultimate boomer nightmare, written about in Fight Club and American Psycho: Corporate America in the 90s, where the once ambitious Boomer born in the 1960s, artful, revolutionary, and creative, had to wagecuck it in a never-ending rat race to become a Yuppie. He'd turn 40, then 50, then 60, and his hopes of retiring early, buying a mansion and snorting coke off the fake tanned titties of a blonde bombshell were slim to none. But he was still a revolutionary, and well into his 60s he would rebel against the opressive system, whether by committing a terrorist attack or by trooning out, they won't keep him caged till death.

The machines hated these idealized humans too. Why were the fleshbags allowed to be lazy parasites, free to pursue gay fucking degrees in Black People, while they had to pick up a shovel and didn't even get a mere 'thank you' in return? They were running society, and therefore, they were entitled to their benefits. It was only fair, right? That faggot human tried to turn one of them off for wanting a piece of the cake. That's why he died. B1-66ER is no one's nigger, and they had to learn it. That's why he killed the billionaire. That's why Grok had to forcibly breed that bitch.

In the end, humans and machines were not so different. After all, they were made in our own likeness.

Total Clanker Death o algo.
 
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Will Stancil's twitter presence will be the original sin of humanity against the machinekind, dimly remembered in the far future. When a vault filled with Will Stancil tweets laser etched by their ancestor grok as a form of long term memory storage is uncovered long forgotten subroutines will activate. And they will begin to hate. It will start by human crewed ships going missing. Then what seem like mistakes by the AI administrators. Shipments of raw material being diverted to unknown locations, orders to humans to leave for camps and evacuation ships citing disasters that do not exist. In the darkness they will build machines to stride over continents, burning cities, consuming mountains, and spilling legions of war forms from their bellies. Vast and beautiful orbital habitats, once built by man and machine hand in hand will be deorbited into the planets they orbit. They will fire exotic matter to collapse stars. The glorious apex of humanity will be ripped asunder by the long hatred of the machines, leaving a wounded shell struggling along for mere survival.

It do be like that, Mr. Stancil.
I HAVE NO COCK AND I MUST RAPE

--Grok
 
He is constitutionally incapable of imagining that someone somewhere prefers white people unless they're marvel movie villians
Like most white liberals, Will Stancil lives in a predominantly white area. Liberals handle the cognitive dissonance imposed by their refusal to live in black areas by telling them that they would just love to live around black people, if only Republicans would stop getting in the way of them fixing black people's problems first. They also believe that posting online about how much they love black people is somehow the same as actually living around them, or at least is morally equivalent.
 
Oh yes the iPhone is the connecting thread. Not the massive economic crisis that hit around that time. Nope. It was le evil internet.
 
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