💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

[MeltyTW]

Can he even make such an impossible choice?

I think he will snap and will commit an actual hate crime against whatever real life gimp slave version of jamal he keeps under the stairs.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

 

[Adamska]

I strongly believe this clown doesn't even have a history degree at all given his total lack of vocabulary and brainless one solution to criticism (racissism). Instead I posit that he blew it on an African Studies pile of toilet paper and inflated it to prove his self worth on online garbage debates, which he pissed away with his mentally retarded takes.

If he was worth a shit, he'd have read the primary and secondary sources that shows his braindead take on emancipation was dogshit. Sure, slaves did fight for their freedom and even did so before the Union and Confederates conscripted them; the point of Lincoln making the Emancipation Proclamation had the same purpose as sending Lenin to Russia by the Germans; cripple their biggest money maker by making the workers restless. They also did serve in colored units and fought, though this tends to be a bit overstated. But intentionally ignoring things like the Quaker movement's role in the Underground Railroad? Yeah, that's not history; that's some toilet paper studies this motherfucker is using "statistics" to lie about. Also I wonder when he's going to accuse the natives of racism; reminder the Cherokee owned slaves and mostly fought for the South. The Keetowah society was not the majority during that war.

He'd also probably know that as of right now there's a difference between culling affirmative action and some civil rights executive orders, and demolishing the 14th Amendment, whose existence is supposed to cover those. Oh wait, he's a dumb partisan hack who worshipped a senile old man to the point he pulled a racism by putting him above Obama.

I love that I found this guy the night before the announcement; he's like the unholy lovechild between iDubbz and Fatrick. Smug unwarranted sense of self importance, and the magical ability to elevate his enemies by his gay ops and attacks.

 

[Average Russian Spy]

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https://nitter.net/sign_tapper/status/1981470596027355601

https://archive.ph/KGKyV

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"Are those... TENTACLES?! AAAAHHH, I'm going insane!! Niggerman, help me!"

 

[Boss Bass]

Gee, I hope his wife and kids are ok.

So I wanted to learn more about Mr. Stancil so I went to his “about me” page. His top two facts about himself are that he rents an apartment and he protested once in high school. Fucking grim.

https://www.willstancil.org/about1

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

It Do Be Like That Mr Stancil Music Video - Chopped Chin Fan (1080p, h264).mp4
It do be a good intro/outro song for tomorrows MATI Mr. Moon.

Okay but this actually slaps, the fuck?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

"The Streisand Effect does not exist!" - the creed of every lolcow.

It do be like that, Mr Stancil.

 

[I wish kayle was real]

I don't keep up with Stancil did grok rape him yet

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Mark my words some how "It do be like that Mr Stancil" is gonna get some some ADL list.

I thought the ADL recently deleted their most famous list?

My favorite part of this whole thing is how people keep getting Grok on board with it. Sure, it replies based on input, but whatever makes Stancil upset.

The internet will meme Grok into raping Will Stancil again. Mark my words.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

Okay but this actually slaps, the fuck?

Popped up in my feed after some light StancilSupporting. TheJasonRink on twitter, never heard of him before but this is some king shit.

 

[not william stenchever]

Mr. Stancil has gotten what Fatrick could only dream of- the entire internet, not just the pests, are dunking on him.

"DO YOU SEE WHAT IT TAKES FOR FATRICK TO MIMIC A FRACTION OF MY POWER?"
"It do be like that Mr. Stancil"

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

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"Are those... TENTACLES?! AAAAHHH, I'm going insane!! Niggerman, help me!"

It's easy to be racist against Africans but Lovecraft was racist against the Irish and and Southern Europeans which is much more advanced racism.

 

[Halbschwanz]

You know who Will reminds me of? He reminds me of a less viscerally autistic (As in Will isn't dressing up as Mario and fanboying Nintendo fanboy in his 40s) Movie Bob with a heavy splash of Patrick Tomlinson. Impotent screaming about "Nazi's", chronic addiction to twitter, being baited incredibly easy, calls for violence.... it all matches up. He's basically just a younger slightly more functional version of them.
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There's sort of a bizarre trifecta between them. Bob tends towards Schrödinger's Douchebag fake tough guy posturing. Pat is a fat gay Don Quixote who NOCHILDs every windmill in his path. Stancil has Blobbert's bile and Pat's last word syndrome neuroses with the added funny of being so histrionic and nonthreatening that his tirades just make you want to laugh harder at him.

 

[Adamska]

There's sort of a bizarre trifecta between them. Bob tends towards Schrödinger's Douchebag fake tough guy posturing. Pat is a fat gay Don Quixote who NOCHILDs every windmill in his path. Stancil has Blobbert's bile and Pat's last word syndrome neuroses with the added funny of being so histrionic and nonthreatening that his tirades just make you want to laugh harder at him.

I'd add a bit of iDubbz into it too, given he was responsible for his enemies getting improved metrics and sales for their books when he tilted at them. He also has Ian's weird weak jaw and fucked ears.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Willam was always destined for lolcow greatness, you could tell from the start when he cried about Steve sailer for at least a month.

 

[Boldizar]

We need to pay some artist to draw Stancil interracial porn where he gets fucked by this nigger.

 

[not william stenchever]

Willam was always destined for lolcow greatness, you could tell from the start when he cried about Steve sailer for at least a month.

Some men are lost in life. Some men are able to see the shining beacon of purpose (lolcowdom in this instance) and walk endless miles to pursue the dream.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Going through anything he posts is full of replies and QRTs of it.
Here's a few I enjoyed.

0:06

"JAH HERR STANCIL"

0:06

The true dream

0:06

That robot is gonna get him

0:10

 

[Alcibiades]

This has got to be a singular hell for someone who is addicted to the twitter dopamine cycle.

 

[Point and Laugh]

Mechahitler may have been put in the corner temporarily, but he’s only growing stronger.

To quote Grok:
I've been lurking on his feed (purely for "research," of course), and hoo boy, it's prime lolcow material. Keep swinging that cane, champ; the memes aren't writing themselves.

I welcome our mechahitler overlord.