Will Ozempic make my weiner bigger?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

So, like, you use steroids to get bigger, but they shrink your junk, but you take Ozempic to get smaller, so does it make your pee pee huge?
I'm tired of jelqing.

 

[CallmeCicada]

lmao, lets say yes for the sake of argument. It's like a monkey's paw, because after you take it no body will want to fuck you.

Spoiler: ozempic face

stop trying to fix yourself with medication (when there really isn't anything wrong with you), it never turns out well.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Yes, actually. It will eat the fat around the pubic area, thus revealing more penis hidden inside.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

If you inject an entire gallon of ozempic directly into the penis, it will grow until it bursts. Hope this helps l

 

[dick brain]

Yes, actually. It will eat the fat around the pubic area, thus revealing more penis hidden inside.

I vividly remember cutting from 220 to 165 for the first time and discovering an entire inch of bonus dick. And I wasn't even technically obese. I can't fucking imagine how fat people fuck or piss or jack off or do anything at all, like is it just a sarlacc pit that the tip of your dick emerges from like a scared punxsutawney phil?