Will a buttplug stop me shitting myself doing deadlifts?

[Cloaca Rimjob]

It's happened a few times now. The female staff at the gym thought it was funny and endearing the first time but now they just seem to be getting annoyed when it happens.

 

[User names must be unique]

no it'd just become a potentially lethal projectile. Best thing to do is have an enema then fill your colon full of confetti

 

[Product Placement]

The only way to know is to try it

 

[A Welsh Cake]

It’ll fall out bro, deadlifting spreads ur cheeks.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

No it'll do the exact opposite and you might rupture your anal sphincter. Try going to the toilet thoroughly before trying to do deadlifts so there's nothing left

 

[Caesare]

No it'll do the exact opposite and you might rupture your anal sphincter. Try going to the toilet thoroughly before trying to do deadlifts so there's nothing left

Or take some immodium. But then he might never shit again if he works out a lot.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Fuck off fatty you ain’t deadliftin Jack shit besides a 21 piece bucket of KFC

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Fuck off fatty you ain’t deadliftin Jack shit besides a 21 piece bucket of KFC

How do you deadlift a bucket of KFC? Do you needto stand on the counter when buying it?

 

[Akashic Retard]

How do you deadlift a bucket of KFC? Do you needto stand on the counter when buying it?

 

[TroonsDid911]

Three tablespoons of Metamucil a day keeps Ralph sharts away

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

just deadlift over a toilet