💼 Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

[Karl der Grosse]

"The tears turned to joyful sobs, as joyful as my sobbing the first time my wife and my wife's boyfriend sodomized me."

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I don't think it's legit at all. It reads like a piece of chain-letter saccharine bullshit, and feels about as authentic as a three dollar bill.

Yup. You've gotta remember, Wil Wheaton's current job is "promoting Wil Wheaton". That's all he does, day in day out, is do his best to sell himself. He probably consulted with an image analyst before writing this. It's just another press release in his ongoing efforts to build his "brand".

 

[Mola Ram]

Yup. You've gotta remember, Wil Wheaton's current job is "promoting Wil Wheaton". That's all he does, day in day out, is do his best to sell himself. He probably consulted with an image analyst before writing this. It's just another press release in his ongoing efforts to build his "brand".

It's laughably, obnoxiously contrived. "Oh, there we were, with our imaginary stars zooming over our heads -- just like a star to wish on! -- and this lovely boy told me how Awesome and Amazing I, Wil Wheaton, have been to him over the years, more of a dad than his dad. 'Make it official, Wil.' And I choked with pride and love, my voice thick with tears, 'You got it...son.'"

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at this.

 

[QT 219]

Wil's career stalled out because he's not talented enough to create his own vehicle. Many child actors who don't go the rehab route often turn to screenwriting, producing and directing, becoming successful in their own right. The fact that this dude mopes daily about his footnote contribution to a lame-ass Sci-Fi universe is all the ammo one needs to gun this nigga down at every opportunity.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Wil's "promising acting career" stalled out before he was old enough to smoke. He's currently 45. You have two choices, dude, let it go or become an Adam West-esque reference.

As far as that Ryan kid goes, he seems pretty well put together. Must be his actual dad's influence.

His best performance was huffing butts with better actors in Stand By Me, ironically enough.

Anyway, I don't know fam, some grade A douchebag like Wheaton shows his ass like that, all I want to see now is his adopted <sniffle> son turn /pol/tard.

 

[QT 219]

His best performance was huffing butts with better actors in Stand By Me, ironically enough.

Anyway, I don't know fam, some grade A douchebag like Wheaton shows his ass like that, all I want to see now is his adopted <sniffle> son turn /pol/tard.

His death scene in Toy Soldiers is the most satisfying.

 

[D.Va]

If Twitter is so horrible why are these idiots still using it? Wil lacks any self-awareness and blames Jack, despite Twitter (the software) being apolitical, and the staff all being left-leaning. It's the users that are the problem. Users like Wil, who complains every day about the nazis that exist in his head. Someone with 3 million followers should be setting an example, no? :^)

Clearly we need to go back to that era before smartphones, so tech illiterates can stop ruining everything by being too irresponsible to use social media properly.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

'I’ve been thinking a lot about how I am who I am because of you. I love science fiction and literature because you introduced it to me when I was little. I care about people because you taught me to be empathetic. You have always been more of a dad to me than my dad ever was … and I was hoping that you’d make it official, and adopt me.'

One of the laser points of light drifted across the ceiling, like a shooting star. I watched it and tried to process what I had just heard. Ryan’s dad had spent his entire childhood trying to convince Ryan to reject me. He wasted their whole lives to that point trying to make them pick sides in a battle that neither one of my kids wanted to be part of. At times, it felt like he was going to be successful, and a day would come when the children I did not make, but did raise as if they were my own, would never speak to me again.

And now, a day had come that I always dreamed of, but never actually expected to happen.

'Is that okay?'He asked. I didn’t realize that I’d been quiet for close to a minute, while I was trying to process that this was real, that this was really happening. I didn’t realize that tears were streaming out of the corners of my eyes, down the sides of my face, and pooling in my ears.

'Ryan, I would be honored to adopt you,' I said, thickly.

'Is it okay if I change my name, too?' He asked.

The tears turned to joyful sobs...

And that wife's son's name? Albert Wheaton, né Einstein.

 

[TheRealDerekSmart]

What exactly does Wesley want the CEO of Twitter to do?

People say thse things, yet don’t proffer what any solutions to the supposed issues they believe exist, neither do they actually tell us what those problems are in the first place.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

What exactly does Wesley want the CEO of Twitter to do?

People say thse things, yet don’t proffer what any solutions to the supposed issues they believe exist, neither do they actually tell us what those problems are in the first place.

Ban everyone who hurts their feelings. It's that simple.

 

[Judge Holden]

Tyrone sighed contentedly. 'I’ve been thinking a lot about how I am who I am because of you. I love fuckin yo white bitch wife and making her suck her crap offa my nigger dick because you begged me to after I broke in to steal your TV. I get to live in your house and eat your food and take your cash and you dont even complain, sheeit you straight up beg me to take your shit. You have always been more of a bitch to me than even this fat bitch here ever was … and I was hoping that you’d make it official, become our official cuckold.'

One of the laser points of light drifted across my fat wife's naked buttocks as she lay on her front moaning as tyrone spewed inside her, like a shooting star. I watched them and tried to process what I had just heard. Tyrone had been someone I had wished to have for so many years, a real actual black person I could tell people was my best friend so that I would never be called racist. Moreover now my wife knew I respected her so much that I would allow her to get pleasure I could never give her from muscular black men of color with my full encouragement she would never want to leave me or tell twitter about the time I groped her niece.

And now, a day had come that I always dreamed of, but never actually expected to happen.

'HEY BITCHBOY YOU HEAR ME!?' He asked. I didn’t realize that I’d been quiet for close to a minute, while I was trying to process that this was real, that this was really happening. I didn’t realize that tears were streaming out of the corners of my eyes, down the sides of my face, and pooling in my ears.

'Tyrone, I would be honored to be your cuckold,' I said, thickly.

'Great. Now use your gaping whiteboy mouth to prep my bull nigga dick before I fuck your wife again' He demanded.

The tears turned to joyful sobs, and I told him that I would love that."

FTFY

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

What exactly does Wesley want the CEO of Twitter to do?

People say thse things, yet don’t proffer what any solutions to the supposed issues they believe exist, neither do they actually tell us what those problems are in the first place.

Ban everyone who hurts their feelings. It's that simple.

Exactly. The reason they don't outright state the draconian measures they want taken, but merely imply them, is that they know what they actually want looks bad. So they keep >implying it should be done, and then in the event exactly what they want is done, they can pull the "Well I think it's a little far, even if it is a well-intentioned step", thereby both getting what they want and throwing the one who gave it to them under the bus for more points.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Cow crossover with Zoe Quinn (and later Chuck Tingle)

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Cow crossover with Zoe Quinn (and later Chuck Tingle)

The saddest party invite ever.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Wil's career stalled out because he's not talented enough to create his own vehicle. Many child actors who don't go the rehab route often turn to screenwriting, producing and directing, becoming successful in their own right. The fact that this dude mopes daily about his footnote contribution to a lame-ass Sci-Fi universe is all the ammo one needs to gun this nigga down at every opportunity.

Even the few that do well in later life and remain actors are often bright enough to manage and market themselves well. Probably the single biggest counterexample to Wheaton is Billy Mummy. Y'know "Danger Wil Robinson!" He had much the same life experiences Wheaton had, yet He grew up a sane rational stable person with a loving family who has continued to work steadily as an actor throughout his career. And even still gets most of his work in Genre stuff. Granted he owes a lot of that to his parents, who unlike most Hollywood types, took every dime he earned as a kid, put it in protected high interest earning investments and trust funds, such that he could live comfortably for the rest of his life, and thus pick and choose his rolls and such.

 

[PaiZuri]

Even the few that do well in later life and remain actors are often bright enough to manage and market themselves well. Probably the single biggest counterexample to Wheaton is Billy Mummy. Y'know "Danger Wil Robinson!" He had much the same life experiences Wheaton had, yet He grew up a sane rational stable person with a loving family who has continued to work steadily as an actor throughout his career. And even still gets most of his work in Genre stuff. Granted he owes a lot of that to his parents, who unlike most Hollywood types, took every dime he earned as a kid, put it in protected high interest earning investments and trust funds, such that he could live comfortably for the rest of his life, and thus pick and choose his rolls and such.

I haven't followed Wheaton outside of Shut Up Wesley and a few of his more visible public lolcow material, but I've always felt he was the prototypical case of someone making a few bad choices early on that just snowballed into the universal source of ridicule he has become. A few times early on where he just should have either embraced the ridicule over Wesley or just let it slide and that started the downward lolcow spiral.

Whenever I think of Wheaton I think of the classic forum meltdown where someone gets in an simple argument and the next day they are looking back at having the entire forum hate them and ip banned from the forum and every single new account watched like a hawk for alts and wondering why they didn't just walk away.

 

[AnOminous]

Wil Wheaton is how you fuck up your transition from a child star to adulthood without even having fun like that psycho Screech dude.

 

[Emperor Julian]

He also tirades on how Twitter is "ruining humanity" and admits he's guilty of it too but you gotta "forgive him for how much he hates Nazis."

Twitters a lot like smokes, the minute to stop using it is the moment it stops being a problem.

I don't have one, it's not neccisary, walk away.

 

[LN 910]

Wil Wheaton is how you fuck up your transition from a child star to adulthood without even having fun like that psycho Screech dude.

The corpse face one?

 

[AnOminous]

The corpse face one?

Wat? No, this one.