💼 Careercow Wil Wheaton + Felicia Day - The "Man" who soy'd the World and the Fakest of Geek Girls, SJW sexual harassment fence-sitters

[Henri Barbusse]

That fucker couldn't get molested even if he was doing sleepovers at the Friedman's House.

You just don't understand his trauma of being the only unraped one at a party for child actors.

 

[De-Sexing Stick]

Not Whil fantasizing Roddenberry pozzing his neghole!

Also... I decided to puruse his blog again, he hasn't posted nearly as much in the past few years, but I found a hilarious post circa September 2024 and-- it's bad, it's really bad. Whil basically writes fanfiction for Star Trek: Lower Decks, which my friends have told me is cancer but I have not watched it. Here Whil writes himself into an episode (plz notice me senpai), where he is the Wedding Crusher and there is a wedding coming up on the ship, of course. Some main character is super impressed with Wesley having been a former pilot of the Enterprise is on their ship, how droll! True to form, Wesley can get no play and some female main character roasts him so badly he chokes on a drink.

For any who want to read: https://wilwheaton.net/2024/09/the-wedding-crusher/

 

[Ghostse]

Whil basically writes fanfiction for Star Trek: Lower Decks, which my friends have told me is cancer but I have not watched it.

From what I have watched, it is rancid cancer-aids but while it is written by a team that hates white people, they actually seem to at least moderately enjoy star trek.
References are topical, used correctly, and not solely memberberry drop. Its not front-to-back soapboxing, and the minority characters are allowed to have flaws and fail for reasons that aren't just "oppressed by the patriarchy".
There is a white jock Chad who is not just used as punching bag (iirc the joke is that he behaves like a Kirk/Picard and off-screen is having a traditional Star Trek adventures, and comes out on top when behaving like a Star Trek MC despite the more 'sensible' plans of the main cast)
Other than modern politics intruding the worst thing is that they want to be Rick and Morty.

tl;dr: It is a shitsandwich but at least they toast the roll.

 

[Flexo]

SFDebris did do a recent review of the first season (or half of it).

The crossover with SNW at least... felt like a legit Trek comedy. Like if Rom had been the one to go back to meet Kirk instead of Sisko and crew.

 

[Positron]

 

[Zaryiu2]

Not sure if this joke was made before, but anyone remember the episode where Wesley Crusher was aged up ten years? Compare it to how Wil looks today. Ver archivo adjunto 7193675

You kmow what would be the cherry on top? If the actor for aged up Wesley had a better life than ol' Soyface

 

[AnOminous]

You kmow what would be the cherry on top? If the actor for aged up Wesley had a better life than ol' Soyface

I love how the aged up Wesley is a Chad with a chiseled jaw while real life Wil is a walking soyjak. Wil is like reddit with arms and legs.

Apparently, that actor is named William A. Wallace and is, in fact, related to THE William Wallace, adding to the Chad factor. He doesn't appear to have done much in the way of acting since the early 2000s.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I love how the aged up Wesley is a Chad with a chiseled jaw while real life Wil is a walking soyjak. Wil is like reddit with arms and legs.

Apparently, that actor is named William A. Wallace and is, in fact, related to THE William Wallace, adding to the Chad factor. He doesn't appear to have done much in the way of acting since the early 2000s.

It's a meme for a reason.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/64/7c/53/647c533783bcc5bb8040b309b0d33ce0.jpg

 

[Ultra Ping]

Wil is like reddit with arms and legs.

Just the best description of him.

 

[Baggywrinkle_v2]

If you were wondering why Whiny Wil hasn't updated in a while, it's because he's the biggest victim of Trump:

Anyway, as you can see, I’ve been distracted and preoccupied with all of this endless horror. I’m just exhausted by ten in the morning every day, and try as I might to find other things for my attention and time, I keep getting drawn back to the news, hoping I’ll see The Headline, or some indication that the entire Republican party, its punditry, and its media echo chamber have finally stopped being singularly focused on protecting and covering up for a pedophile rapist and his child sex trafficking pals. And I haven’t even touched on the endless attacks on innocent people who have been declared Enemies of the State because of who they love or the color of their skin. It’s fucking disgusting, deplorable, infuriating, and has ripped the mask off of much of America. It’s been really hard for a lot of us who grew up reciting and believing “liberty and justice for all”.

That’s my head, every day. I’m worried for the people I love, I’m sick to my stomach as I watch six unelected, transparently corrupt, Christian Nationalists issue unsigned decrees that overturn the will of the voters as they hand more and more unchecked power to a criminal and his criminal organization.

It is so hard to tell stories, to find the joy and release in creative writing, when I feel like the world outside my window is on fire. Sure, my privilege currently protects me, but Timothy Snyder pointed out that if we have to remind ourselves of all the ways we are currently safe from political lawlessness, we are already living in an autocracy. That’s scary as fuck to me.

Not the people getting deported, not the people losing their jobs, not the people struggling to get by, but Wil Wheaton, who is too exhausted by the news to do anything. And boy does he hate people for it:

Really great work, everyone. Especially everyone who was really worried about the cost of living, you know, the milk and eggs crowd? How’s that working out for you? And all the Walk Away people must be sleeping so well these days. Just fantastic fucking work all over the place, you fucking chuds. They are planning to ban the Covid vaccine, so those of us who want to protect ourselves from all the stupid conspiracy theorist dipshits who think bullshit and science are just “opinions” are just fucked, now. You’ve doomed us all to the world you alone deserve. I, for one, will never forget what you did to us, and I will never forgive you. I hope you spend the rest of your miserable lives ostracized, alone, and afraid. May you never know a moment of peace. May you wear your support for this petty little tyrant like a scarlet letter, so everyone knows who you are and what you did.

Fuck all you assholes who voted for Trump because you could barely afford groceries and hoped he would improve the economy. Don't you see how your incredible selfishness affects Wil Wheaton? He can't even update his blog! I mean, that's the only thing he's personally suffering from this administration, and it's all self-inflicted, but still.

For a lot of us who are survivors of abuse, every day with this motherfucker making everything about him and his fragile little ego is jabbing a finger into a deep bruise that can’t ever fully heal. For a lot of us who have worked so hard to leave and overcome our abusers, to live our lives as fully as possible in spite of our experiences, it is an endless struggle of flashbacks and nervous system dysregulation, while we remind our bodies that we aren’t trapped with our abuser anymore. Thank god for EMDR. Thank god I can afford regular mental health care. Thank god he’s going to die and hopefully soon.

This pathetic worm. Imagine if he ever had an actual hardship. I guess he's not too broken up to travel around trying to glom onto the Goonies nostalgia at comic con. This bastard ruins everything.

Speaking of ruining everything, he's promoting a viewing of Stand By Me with Corey Feldman and Jerry O'Connell. Guaranteed he turns it into a whinefest where he fishes for sympathy for the fake abuse he claimed to suffer. He already did that to Jerry. Hopefully Corey can give him some perspective.

https://wilwheaton.net/2025/08/the-cool-kids-call-it-a-blog/

 

[obsdj]

I hope you spend the rest of your miserable lives ostracized, alone, and afraid.

Little Willy wants the rest of us to live in the same paranoid terror he has cultivated for himself, because misery loves company.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Internet access may have been the single worst possible thing to happen to people with BPD zero sense of self.

 

[Ghostse]

If you were wondering why Whiny Wil hasn't updated in a while, it's because he's the biggest victim of Trump:

Daily reminder that Biden's Justice Department had the same information evidence that Trump's DOJ has, and also sat on any Eppstein information for all 4 years, but no one lost/loses their shit about Biden being a pedo despite all of his little girl sniffing.

But tbf, Biden didn't make releasing that information part of his campaign.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Guys, everyone's just really fucking scared that the world may find out they fucked Ghislaine Maxwell in exchange for her procurement services.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I'd like Wil to know that I'm not really a Trump guy but Eggs at my Aldi's have been for the last few months under 3 bucks for a dozen for the 1st time in at least 2 years. So yeah, I'm happy.

 

[Ghostse]

I'd like Wil to know that I'm not really a Trump guy but Eggs at my Aldi's have been for the last few months under 3 bucks for a dozen for the 1st time in at least 2 years. So yeah, I'm happy.

Egg Econ Sperg:
this isn't due to Biden or Trump, its more about chicken lifecycle timing. There were three major avian flu outbreaks that required culls in very close succession to each other. It takes about a year for egg-laying chickens to reach full output, so that + recouping losses means we're likely to see eggs get truly sane again around 2026. But prices will be higher due to the Fed basically trying to delay inflation from 2009's financial panic, and that no longer being possible due to Covid-19 effects on the economy.

 

[AnOminous]

Speaking of ruining everything, he's promoting a viewing of Stand By Me with Corey Feldman and Jerry O'Connell. Guaranteed he turns it into a whinefest where he fishes for sympathy for the fake abuse he claimed to suffer. He already did that to Jerry. Hopefully Corey can give him some perspective.

The only reason that movie is even remembered is because of River Phoenix. Not Wil "Shut the FUCK UP Wesley" Wheaton.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

The only reason that movie is even remembered is because of River Phoenix. Not Wil "Shut the FUCK UP Wesley" Wheaton.

Or the Family Guy parody.

 

[Dr. Butt]

hahaha Jerry O'Connell gets more Star Trek work than Wil

All my Joe's Apartment appreciationbros, please rate this post autistic.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

hahaha Jerry O'Connell gets more Star Trek work than Wil

All my Joe's Apartment appreciationbros, please rate this post autistic.

Jerry O'Connell is a handsome Chad who married a supermodel, is also a great actor

Wil Wheaton... somehow looks less mature than he did at age 16 and married... uh... *not* a supermodel and the last part I can remember him doing is as Wesley in Picard where we find out he's looking for people in a park near San Francisco for totally not chomo related reasons